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ACHTUNG!
ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS!
DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Yes. My father had that posted on the stereo system.
ACHTUNG
ALLES TOURISTEN, NON-TECHNISCHEN, UND LOOKENPEEPERS
DAS MACHINESCONTROL IST NICHT FUR GERFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABBEN. ODERWEIGE, ISEASY SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENVERK, BLOWENFUSEN, UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPRITZENSPARKEN. DER MACHINE IST DIGGEN BY EXPERTEN ONLY, IST NICHT FUR GEVERKEN BY DAS DUMMKOPFEN. ZO DAS RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTON PICKEN HANDS IN DAS POCKETS.
RELAXEN UND VATCHEN DAS BLINKEN LIGHTS
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� Forogar � wrote: TURISTEN
Didn't he write a song? 
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Your German sucks.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Okay! So I had to Google translate it...
Quote: ATTENTION!
ALL TURISTS AND NONTECNIC LOOKENSPEEPERS!
THE COMPUTER MACHINE IS NOT FOR PICKING AND DIGGING! ORWISE IS EASY TO SNAP THE SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN AND POPPENCORKEN WITH GREAT SPARK.
IS NOT FOR WORKING WITH FOOLS. THE RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN THE COTTON-PICK HANDS IN THE POCKETS.
ZO RELAX AND WASH THE FLASHING LIGHTS
Aye Aye Captian!!! 
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Yeah. I can feel the vibes... ooooo... 
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Sandeep Mewara wrote: Yeah. I can feel the vibes... ooooo..
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Remember? I wasn't born when they wrote that
But it's still relevant in many places.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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Please explain; Google not being helpfull today.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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A long time ago, in the fifties, there was a poster on a wall at the computer lab at Stanford, having this text posted.
Or so I'm told.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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I assume my father got his copy in the 70s.
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STOP GUESSING. You prolly same age as me. I heard you talk about your miss/government.
For you; Kickapoo[^]. But the song where the devil owns you prolly more accurate.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: A long time ago, in the fifties
Not that long ago, and I not that old. From the seventies. (And yes, Icona Pop).
--edit
Dis[^] one.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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The pressing of the CapsLock key is a skill lost in time.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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NO, THIS LONG PREDATES CAPS LOCK - EVERYTHING WAS IN CAPITALS. TELETYPES, PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES - THE LOT. If you wanted lower case, use a typewriter! (I remember the first time I saw a line printer spew out something with lower case - did a serious double-take.)
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I have put a couple of "THIS MACHINE HAS NO BRAIN, PLEASE USE YOURS (IF PROVIDED)"
stickers in places where I had to jump in and repair something 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I really needed that last week when a colleague went into a database and deleted a bunch of 'unnecessary' stuff, then calls me to complain about the app being broken. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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When we (used to) have access to the "machine room".
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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First saw that stuck on the front panel of one of our mainframe systems more than 50 years ago.
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It's still relevant! In fact I've been looking for a copy of this!
I'm a manufacturing engineer in the automotive industry. It's impossible to get people to keep their hands to themselves.
If you put a button on something, someone's going to poke it just to see what it does.
Knobs are worse!
In fact at one time I disconnected the wires from a speed control knob and wired in a plain old resistor so it would run at the correct speed. Left the knob in place, the operators continued to adjust it from shift to shift certain they could produce more parts with their settings. (upstream operation had a fixed cycle time)
Now with PLC's we can eliminate most buttons and knobs, but you still have to prevent access to sensitive settings. Passwords get written on the panels or shared, physical keys end up in known locations etc.
We've gotten to a point now where we have to control access by employee ID badge.
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Ja, ich habe an grossen Rechnenanlagen in den 1970er gearbietet.
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Sometime in 1985, I took my young son in with me while I did some work on a Dec_System-20. He happily played beside me by stacking some orange cones that were put out when the floor was wet, or so I thought. The next day I found he had turned off a disk drive on a Vax system. At that age, I couldn't have resisted the lighted button he pushed. Fortunately, the system was not critical. I think that message was posted somewhere, but then he couldn't read yet so it didn't matter.
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