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That's the fault of the algo...... oh look an advert for something I don't need but with a lovely coloured boarder
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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.. at last.
bridge.net[^].. shall install and report back
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At last? Maybe with a specific focus on "Mobile, Web And Desktop Apps", as bridge.net advertises, but C# to JavaScript converters/compilers have been around for years. ScriptSharp is the oldest I can remember, going back as far as +-2008.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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This wasn't good...[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Too easy!
I could hospitalise myself with chocolate that isn't out of date!
Just bring the truck as close as you can to my door...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What a crappy piece of "journalism". Not even a hint as to what made the hot chocolate was toxic after all that time. It reads like, "after 25 years, hot chocolate is an evil menace that should have as all quivering in fear. Yes, it does always pay to read expiry dates, but when it's not glowing green meat, with obvious dangers, just a hint at what is actually wrong would be nice, for any thinking reader.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Brady Kelly wrote: for any thinking reader These usually don't show up there
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This is why you always need to check the expiration date on everything. Don't assume it's just a guideline or you'll end up in the hospital.
I've worked for the food industry. It's just a guideline. As long as it looks, smells and feels right they'll put any (preferably legal) date on it!
There's even an expiration date on sugar just because it's food and you're required to put expiration dates on food. Sugar doesn't expire...
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There is an expiration date on bottled water
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's when the water will have evaporated through the seal on average
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And salt. My missus pointed out that the salt I was going to put into the salt cellar was expired.
I was in a carelessly foolhardy mood, so I used it anyway.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: expired way back in June 1990.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Shoot, I was eating 20 year old chocolate, eggs and ham, fruit, etc. in the form of "C" rations when I was but a youngster on my first hunting trip for moose
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Sounds like urban legend to me.
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The story originates from The Independent newspaper, so that's quite likely.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The problem with expiration dates is that they only indicate "best before", not "poisonous after"
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Ahem! Chester Gould, 1946[^]
[edit]I can't even type numbers right today... [/edit]
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OriginalGriff wrote: Ahem!
But, Dick Tracy is just a comic book.
Dilbert is REAL!
I know, because I've lived his life several times.
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You've been cloned from your rubbish by the garbage man?
That would explain a lot, I guess!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Does anyone else remember another Scott Adams[^]? I have fond memories of playing his text based Adventure games on my TI-994a. Ah, those were the days.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: Adventure games on my TI-994a
WooHoo! I learned assembly language on the TI-99/4A with the Mini-Memory Module.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I had just bought the extended basic cartridge when the cassette interface quit working...I could load from it but not save. I still used it for games, but hating losing my work when someone wanted to use the TV.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Absolutely - I probably played most of his games on the old TRS-80....
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