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I'm experimenting with displaying articles using ASP.NET 5, VS15, and EF7.
Keep getting distracted by the content of the CodeProject Articles from 1999 ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif)
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Kind of a cool distraction, I would imagine; memory lane.
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Shhh... I'm trying to write some ODBC 3.5 code... I've had this big damn book since 1999 and it won't read itself...
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Guilty as charged....
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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That's the fault of the algo...... oh look an advert for something I don't need but with a lovely coloured boarder
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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.. at last.
bridge.net[^].. shall install and report back
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At last? Maybe with a specific focus on "Mobile, Web And Desktop Apps", as bridge.net advertises, but C# to JavaScript converters/compilers have been around for years. ScriptSharp is the oldest I can remember, going back as far as +-2008.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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This wasn't good...[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Too easy!
I could hospitalise myself with chocolate that isn't out of date!
Just bring the truck as close as you can to my door...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What a crappy piece of "journalism". Not even a hint as to what made the hot chocolate was toxic after all that time. It reads like, "after 25 years, hot chocolate is an evil menace that should have as all quivering in fear. Yes, it does always pay to read expiry dates, but when it's not glowing green meat, with obvious dangers, just a hint at what is actually wrong would be nice, for any thinking reader.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Brady Kelly wrote: for any thinking reader
These usually don't show up there
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This is why you always need to check the expiration date on everything. Don't assume it's just a guideline or you'll end up in the hospital.
I've worked for the food industry. It's just a guideline. As long as it looks, smells and feels right they'll put any (preferably legal) date on it!
There's even an expiration date on sugar just because it's food and you're required to put expiration dates on food. Sugar doesn't expire... 
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There is an expiration date on bottled water
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It's when the water will have evaporated through the seal on average 
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And salt. My missus pointed out that the salt I was going to put into the salt cellar was expired.
I was in a carelessly foolhardy mood, so I used it anyway.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: expired way back in June 1990.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Shoot, I was eating 20 year old chocolate, eggs and ham, fruit, etc. in the form of "C" rations when I was but a youngster on my first hunting trip for moose 
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Sounds like urban legend to me.
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The story originates from The Independent newspaper, so that's quite likely.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The problem with expiration dates is that they only indicate "best before", not "poisonous after"
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Ahem! Chester Gould, 1946[^]
[edit]I can't even type numbers right today...  [/edit]
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OriginalGriff wrote: Ahem!
But, Dick Tracy is just a comic book.
Dilbert is REAL!
I know, because I've lived his life several times. 
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You've been cloned from your rubbish by the garbage man?
That would explain a lot, I guess!
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