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We tell IE using customers who don't know better that we put the FireFox browser on their computer as we hand back their PC to them, "Friends don't let friends use IE". To wit they generally will ask "What's a browser?" ............
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If you did something like that to one of my computers, you'd lose a customer.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I actually prefer IE11 to Chrome, FF, and previous versions of IE. From the development side, supporting the bastard through the rapid-fire releases since 7 has been a major headache.  At least 70% of my clients still use IE in one flavor or another as their default browser.
I wonder if it might not be a case of outdated code for some websites causing them to hang? One thing I am seeing more and more of is the ads, images, and videos that take so long to load...in any browser. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Once I volunteered in a safe-house for old people. Some of them was so old, that they lost any connection with the real life around...They vegetated the most...
In the last 3 days my office seems to be similar - no connection to real life around...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: In the last 3 days my office seems to be similar - no connection to real life around...
Sounds like you need a vacation! 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
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No! Is just got back!!! I need a new job - and I'm on it...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I know you just got back, and yes it sounds like you need a change of surroundings.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Does that mean you don't hear anyone else or don't hear anything intelligent?
Sorry haven't had my coffee yet so my intelligence is on hold. 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Perhaps it is you that is "one off" and everyone else is in-tune with reality.
I recommend playing a game of tetris [^]and if you get above level level 7 you are sane and every one else is off their nut(a sanity check if you will).
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Who is lost?
Who is not lost! He's on second! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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My recollection is that who's on first. . .
According to my calculations, I should be able to retire about 5 years after I die.
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Could be that you are right. I'm an old man and my memory isn't what it used to be... 
Anyway: If he was on first, he sure ought to be on second by now...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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What, you've been reassigned to the accounts department?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Thirty for the road:
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
- How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
- At the hospital they told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
- PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
- Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
- Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory - I hope there's no pop quiz.
- News flash: Energizer bunny arrested and charged with battery.
- The old man didn't like his beard at first. Then it grew on him.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
- When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
- What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
- I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
- News flash: All toilets in New York's police stations stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
- Velcro - what a rip off!
- News flash: Cartoonist found dead in home. Details sketchy.
- Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
- News flash: Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
- I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
I'll get my coat.
/ravi
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I liked these more than I should. 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Velcro - what a rip off!
I just heard that the inventor of velcro has died. RIP! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Clickety[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I've heard a lot of them before but liked this one best.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Funny puns. If you could be considered the king of puns and judging by the weather we have here, let's hope tomorrow won't be another reigny day
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RUs123 wrote: let's hope tomorrow won't be another reigny day
That would be the crowning touch.
/ravi
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You drama queen you! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Did your hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: I'll get my coat.
No need for the coat its 50 degree out side ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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