Welcome to the Lounge

chriselst25-Sep-13 22:10

25-Sep-13 22:10

Rob Philpott wrote:
In my packet of fags this morning

You're in trouble when the USians wake up.

“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

Rob Philpott25-Sep-13 22:17

Rob Philpott

25-Sep-13 22:17

Should I alter it to 'tabs'? Oh, no, that's right it's called 'English'!

Regards,
Rob Philpott.

chriselst25-Sep-13 22:19

25-Sep-13 22:19

I shared a house at uni with a lad from Romford. He was forever asking "Can I bum a fag off you?".

To which my answer was always "No. No you most certainly cannot".

“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

PB 369,78325-Sep-13 22:28

PB 369,783

25-Sep-13 22:28

You could have at least let him have a couple of poofs on one of yours.

GALex: C++ Advanced Library for Genetic Algorithms

Mladen Janković25-Sep-13 22:41

Mladen Janković

25-Sep-13 22:41

Rob Philpott wrote:
Smoking is banned in pubs and possibly cars and homes.

What?

chriselst25-Sep-13 22:56

25-Sep-13 22:56

In the UK (or most of it, some bits have slightly different rules) smoking is banned in cars used for business purposes if more than one person could possibly use it.

Smoking would also be banned in your home if you use it for business purposes and either have an employee working there or have customers come round.

There is always talk of extending that ban, my SIL is a midwife and they can ask people not to smoke when they go round to their houses, although that rarely works. However if you're heavily pregnant and smoking during a midwife visit I guess you're none too classy anyway.

Talk most recently was of banning smoking in prisons, which should lead to more riots nicely.

“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

Andy_L_J25-Sep-13 23:07

Andy_L_J

25-Sep-13 23:07

ChrisElston wrote:
Talk most recently was of banning smoking in prisons

They banned it in New Zealand's gaols.

I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly

"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"

Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

I'm not saying people who use Apple Products are stupid...

Klaus-Werner Konrad27-Sep-13 0:15

Klaus-Werner Konrad

27-Sep-13 0:15

here[^]

Rob Philpott25-Sep-13 21:47

Rob Philpott

25-Sep-13 21:47

Context, headlining on the BBC: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24246646[^]

Seriously, driving across a runway? WTF | :WTF:

Regards,
Rob Philpott.

Re: I'm not saying people who use Apple Products are stupid...

OriginalGriff25-Sep-13 21:56

Re: I'm not saying people who use Apple Products are stupid...

25-Sep-13 21:56

Leslie wrote about it yesterday: http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4667257/Give-way-to-737s-approaching-from-the-right.aspx[^]

The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

Rob Philpott25-Sep-13 21:58

Rob Philpott

25-Sep-13 21:58

Ah, sorry for the repost.

Regards,
Rob Philpott.

Re: I'm not saying people who use Apple Products are stupid...

chriselst25-Sep-13 22:05

Re: I'm not saying people who use Apple Products are stupid...

25-Sep-13 22:05

Anyone who blindly follows a satnav is an idiot, regardless of what device it runs on.

There are people who have turned down railroad tracks before now, I'd say that shows considerably more stupidity than going onto a runway. At least a runway is still tarmac.

“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

OriginalGriff25-Sep-13 22:46

Re: I'm not saying people who use Apple Products are stupid...

25-Sep-13 22:46

And "turned left into a river" as well... Sigh | :sigh:

You do have to wonder if there is a Christmas Cracker firm printing driving licences sometimes.

The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

Richard Deeming25-Sep-13 23:59

Richard Deeming

25-Sep-13 23:59

ChrisElston wrote:
There are people who have turned down railroad tracks before now,

People were doing that long before sat-nav was available.

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

MQOTD

V.25-Sep-13 20:50

25-Sep-13 20:50

Movie Quote Of The Day

A: I've heard another rumor, that you were bitten by a king cobra? 
B: Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.

I wonder who would say that kind of thing, that way.
But more importantly: Which movie?

V.

(MQOTD Rules and previous Solutions )

Johnny J.25-Sep-13 21:01

Johnny J.

25-Sep-13 21:01

V. wrote:
you were bitten by a king cobra

Well, it certainly can't be any of the Debbie movies, because then it would have been the other way around! D'Oh! | :doh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
-----
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
-----
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress

PB 369,78325-Sep-13 21:15

PB 369,783

25-Sep-13 21:15

V. wrote:
wonder who would say that kind of thing, that way.

Tom Hanks.

V. wrote:
But more importantly: Which movie?

The Money Pit.

Tom Lawton25-Sep-13 21:38

Tom Lawton

25-Sep-13 21:38

Clumsily Enable Depth Sex For The Superfluous (III, XI)

OriginalGriff25-Sep-13 21:58

25-Sep-13 21:58

Tom Lawton wrote:
Clumsily Enable Depth Sex For The Superfluous Secundis(III, XI, I)

FTFY!

The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

Marco Bertschi25-Sep-13 21:38

Marco Bertschi

25-Sep-13 21:38

Nursing Home on the Run

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."

Simon_Whale25-Sep-13 21:48

Simon_Whale

25-Sep-13 21:48

Luis Suarez, 30 days in the desert.

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.

Help end the violence EAT BACON

OriginalGriff25-Sep-13 21:59