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pkfox25-Sep-13 22:38

pkfox

25-Sep-13 22:38

M1 ?

We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP

Dalek Dave25-Sep-13 22:54

Dalek Dave

25-Sep-13 22:54

Yeah.

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pkfox25-Sep-13 23:15

pkfox

25-Sep-13 23:15

I'm near the M25 in Surrey and its backing up here now ?

We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP

Ok, something not a repost

PB 369,78325-Sep-13 23:07

PB 369,783

25-Sep-13 23:07

How is anybody going to be able to collect their dole money?

Rob Philpott25-Sep-13 22:06

25-Sep-13 22:06

In my packet of fags this morning there was a little leaflet which reads:

"Smoking is banned in pubs and possibly cars and homes. Where does that leave you... smoking in the cold? Europe's 2nd highest tobacco tax, cigarettes hidden behind closed doors in supermarkets and stores. Isn't it time to say enough is enough? Know the issues and take action at know-more.co.uk"

Probably it leaves me strapped to an oxygen cylinder or in a box. People say Tobacco firms are 'evil'. I'm inclined to agree. This progress in public health is to be challenged apparently all so Phillip Morris' share price doesn't dive.

Regards,
Rob Philpott.

chriselst25-Sep-13 22:10

25-Sep-13 22:10

Rob Philpott wrote:
In my packet of fags this morning

You're in trouble when the USians wake up.

“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

Rob Philpott25-Sep-13 22:17

25-Sep-13 22:17

Should I alter it to 'tabs'? Oh, no, that's right it's called 'English'!

Regards,
Rob Philpott.

chriselst25-Sep-13 22:19

25-Sep-13 22:19

I shared a house at uni with a lad from Romford. He was forever asking "Can I bum a fag off you?".

To which my answer was always "No. No you most certainly cannot".

“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

PB 369,78325-Sep-13 22:28

PB 369,783

25-Sep-13 22:28

You could have at least let him have a couple of poofs on one of yours.

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Mladen Janković25-Sep-13 22:41

Mladen Janković

25-Sep-13 22:41

Rob Philpott wrote:
Smoking is banned in pubs and possibly cars and homes.

What?

chriselst25-Sep-13 22:56

25-Sep-13 22:56

In the UK (or most of it, some bits have slightly different rules) smoking is banned in cars used for business purposes if more than one person could possibly use it.

Smoking would also be banned in your home if you use it for business purposes and either have an employee working there or have customers come round.

There is always talk of extending that ban, my SIL is a midwife and they can ask people not to smoke when they go round to their houses, although that rarely works. However if you're heavily pregnant and smoking during a midwife visit I guess you're none too classy anyway.

Talk most recently was of banning smoking in prisons, which should lead to more riots nicely.

“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

Andy_L_J25-Sep-13 23:07

Andy_L_J

25-Sep-13 23:07

ChrisElston wrote:
Talk most recently was of banning smoking in prisons

They banned it in New Zealand's gaols.

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I'm not saying people who use Apple Products are stupid...

Klaus-Werner Konrad27-Sep-13 0:15

Klaus-Werner Konrad

27-Sep-13 0:15

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Rob Philpott25-Sep-13 21:47

Re: I'm not saying people who use Apple Products are stupid...

25-Sep-13 21:47

Context, headlining on the BBC: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24246646[^]

Seriously, driving across a runway? WTF | :WTF:

Regards,
Rob Philpott.

OriginalGriff25-Sep-13 21:56

OriginalGriff

25-Sep-13 21:56

Leslie wrote about it yesterday: http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4667257/Give-way-to-737s-approaching-from-the-right.aspx[^]

The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

Re: I'm not saying people who use Apple Products are stupid...

Rob Philpott25-Sep-13 21:58

Re: I'm not saying people who use Apple Products are stupid...

25-Sep-13 21:58

Ah, sorry for the repost.

Regards,
Rob Philpott.

chriselst25-Sep-13 22:05

Re: I'm not saying people who use Apple Products are stupid...

25-Sep-13 22:05

Anyone who blindly follows a satnav is an idiot, regardless of what device it runs on.

There are people who have turned down railroad tracks before now, I'd say that shows considerably more stupidity than going onto a runway. At least a runway is still tarmac.

“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

OriginalGriff25-Sep-13 22:46

OriginalGriff

25-Sep-13 22:46

And "turned left into a river" as well... Sigh | :sigh:

You do have to wonder if there is a Christmas Cracker firm printing driving licences sometimes.

The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

Re: I'm not saying people who use Apple Products are stupid...

Richard Deeming25-Sep-13 23:59

Richard Deeming

25-Sep-13 23:59

ChrisElston wrote:
There are people who have turned down railroad tracks before now,

People were doing that long before sat-nav was available.

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

MQOTD

V.25-Sep-13 20:50

25-Sep-13 20:50

Movie Quote Of The Day

A: I've heard another rumor, that you were bitten by a king cobra? 
B: Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.

I wonder who would say that kind of thing, that way.
But more importantly: Which movie?

V.

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Johnny J.25-Sep-13 21:01

Johnny J.

25-Sep-13 21:01

V. wrote:
you were bitten by a king cobra

Well, it certainly can't be any of the Debbie movies, because then it would have been the other way around! D'Oh! | :doh:

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PB 369,78325-Sep-13 21:15

PB 369,783

25-Sep-13 21:15

V. wrote:
wonder who would say that kind of thing, that way.

Tom Hanks.

V. wrote:
But more importantly: Which movie?

The Money Pit.

Tom Lawton25-Sep-13 21:38

Tom Lawton

25-Sep-13 21:38

Clumsily Enable Depth Sex For The Superfluous (III, XI)

OriginalGriff25-Sep-13 21:58

OriginalGriff

25-Sep-13 21:58

Tom Lawton wrote:
Clumsily Enable Depth Sex For The Superfluous Secundis(III, XI, I)

FTFY!

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