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In my packet of fags this morning there was a little leaflet which reads:
"Smoking is banned in pubs and possibly cars and homes. Where does that leave you... smoking in the cold? Europe's 2nd highest tobacco tax, cigarettes hidden behind closed doors in supermarkets and stores. Isn't it time to say enough is enough? Know the issues and take action at know-more.co.uk"
Probably it leaves me strapped to an oxygen cylinder or in a box. People say Tobacco firms are 'evil'. I'm inclined to agree. This progress in public health is to be challenged apparently all so Phillip Morris' share price doesn't dive.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Rob Philpott wrote: In my packet of fags this morning
You're in trouble when the USians wake up.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Should I alter it to 'tabs'? Oh, no, that's right it's called 'English'!
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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I shared a house at uni with a lad from Romford. He was forever asking "Can I bum a fag off you?".
To which my answer was always "No. No you most certainly cannot".
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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You could have at least let him have a couple of poofs on one of yours.
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Rob Philpott wrote: Smoking is banned in pubs and possibly cars and homes.
What? 
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In the UK (or most of it, some bits have slightly different rules) smoking is banned in cars used for business purposes if more than one person could possibly use it.
Smoking would also be banned in your home if you use it for business purposes and either have an employee working there or have customers come round.
There is always talk of extending that ban, my SIL is a midwife and they can ask people not to smoke when they go round to their houses, although that rarely works. However if you're heavily pregnant and smoking during a midwife visit I guess you're none too classy anyway.
Talk most recently was of banning smoking in prisons, which should lead to more riots nicely.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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ChrisElston wrote: Talk most recently was of banning smoking in prisons
They banned it in New Zealand's gaols.
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Ah, sorry for the repost.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Anyone who blindly follows a satnav is an idiot, regardless of what device it runs on.
There are people who have turned down railroad tracks before now, I'd say that shows considerably more stupidity than going onto a runway. At least a runway is still tarmac.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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And "turned left into a river" as well... 
You do have to wonder if there is a Christmas Cracker firm printing driving licences sometimes.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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ChrisElston wrote: There are people who have turned down railroad tracks before now,
People were doing that long before sat-nav was available.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Movie Quote Of The Day
A: I've heard another rumor, that you were bitten by a king cobra?
B: Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
I wonder who would say that kind of thing, that way.
But more importantly: Which movie?
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V. wrote: you were bitten by a king cobra
Well, it certainly can't be any of the Debbie movies, because then it would have been the other way around! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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V. wrote: wonder who would say that kind of thing, that way.
Tom Hanks.
V. wrote: But more importantly: Which movie?
The Money Pit.
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Clumsily Enable Depth Sex For The Superfluous (III, XI)
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Tom Lawton wrote: Clumsily Enable Depth Sex For The Superfluous Secundis(III, XI, I)
FTFY!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Nursing Home on the Run
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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Luis Suarez, 30 days in the desert.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Well, it wasn't the real Chuck - he wouldn't boast!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Chuck? Mmm. Sounds familiar.
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