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Richard Deeming4-Sep-13 2:58

Richard Deeming

4-Sep-13 2:58

For some reason, I read an extra "s" in that and thought it was the Irish response to a terrible joke.
As in, "Jaysus, that was terrible!"

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

CBadger4-Sep-13 3:12

4-Sep-13 3:12

Richard Deeming wrote:
"Jaysus, that was terrible!"

I do not know where you got that info but seems wrong Poke tongue | ;-P

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Mark_Wallace4-Sep-13 3:17

Mark_Wallace

4-Sep-13 3:17

??? He's right, and your link confirms it.

I initially read it as the more familiar "Jaysus", too.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

CBadger4-Sep-13 3:24

4-Sep-13 3:24

Mark_Wallace wrote:
your link confirms it

I deny that! I want my liar now. I mean lower, uhm lior... O Jaysus just give me a gavel so i can rule on this! Hmmm | :|

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Rage4-Sep-13 3:26

Rage

4-Sep-13 3:26

CBadger wrote:
I want my liar now

Priceless. Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

~RaGE();

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CBadger4-Sep-13 4:34

4-Sep-13 4:34

Why thank You kind sir

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Mark_Wallace4-Sep-13 3:27

Mark_Wallace

4-Sep-13 3:27

CBadger wrote:
O Jaysus just give me a gavel so i can rule on this!

No problem. Where would you like me to insert it?

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

CBadger4-Sep-13 4:35

More KitKat - If Apple Marketing made KitKat

4-Sep-13 4:35

In my left hand please. The ass wont bring it to me *pointing at the actual ass in the court officer's seat

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DaveAuld4-Sep-13 1:14

DaveAuld

4-Sep-13 1:14

This is what the adverts would be like Laugh | :laugh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OKOrkLxOBoY[^]

The website to match is quality : http://kitkat.com/#/home[^], Design, Pioneering, Features (menu on the right) etc. Pretty cool scrolling as each section morphs from one to the next.

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devenv.exe4-Sep-13 1:33

devenv.exe

4-Sep-13 1:33

DaveAuld wrote:
http://kitkat.com/#/home[^],

is that blood?

"Coming soon"

Mark_Wallace4-Sep-13 1:47

Mark_Wallace

4-Sep-13 1:47

Damn. Took a while to load, but it's pretty impressive.

Of course, it required more than the 1.2 meg of memory I'm willing to allow a web page to consume, so, as soon as I find a browser with a governor, I won't be able to view it.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

BillWoodruff4-Sep-13 4:03

BillWoodruff

4-Sep-13 4:03

That's quite a fascinating site, with its fly-out right-side menus, and the use of vertical-scrolling in a (what appears to me to be "single-page") site design to launch animations. Looking under-the-hood in Chrome, I count 33 instances of ".js" in the page source.

I also note that Chrome reports the following glitches in loading the site:

Failed to load resource: the server responded with a status of 404 (Not Found) http://www.google-analytics.com/ga.js
Failed to load resource https://twitter.com/i/jot?l=%7B%22_category_%22%3A%22tfw_client_event%22%2C…n%22%2C%22section%22%3A%22share%22%2C%22action%22%3A%22impression%22%7D%7D
Failed to load resource https://twitter.com/i/jot?l=%7B%22_category_%22%3A%22tfw_client_event%22%2C…n%22%2C%22section%22%3A%22share%22%2C%22action%22%3A%22impression%22%7D%7D
Uncaught TypeError: Object #<Object> has no method '_DumpException' rs=AItRSTMwUN4G-kJulvc56khY-8pon-BuWg:162
Uncaught ReferenceError: iframes is not defined sharebutton?plusShare=true&bsv=o&action=share&annotation=bubble&hl=en-US&or…__%2Fam%3DIQ%2Frt%3Dj%2Fd%3D1%2Frs%3DAItRSTMwUN4G-kJulvc56khY-8pon-BuWg:11
Uncaught TypeError: Object #<Object> has no method '_DumpException' rs=AItRSTMwUN4G-kJulvc56khY-8pon-BuWg:162
Uncaught ReferenceError: iframes is not defined sharebutton?plusShare=true&bsv=o&action=share&annotation=bubble&hl=en-US&or…__%2Fam%3DIQ%2Frt%3Dj%2Fd%3D1%2Frs%3DAItRSTMwUN4G-kJulvc56khY-8pon-BuWg:11
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Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'plusones' of undefined rs=AItRSTM9r1yKeBXB5rkq6Y2V3hkaPrMYTA:28
Blocked a frame with origin "https://www.youtube.com" from accessing a frame with origin "http://kitkat.com". The frame requesting access has a protocol of "https", the frame being accessed has a protocol of "http". Protocols must match.
GET http://diclr3aci3hzg.cloudfront.net/desktop/kkajs/jquery.min.map 403 (Forbidden) diclr3aci3hzg.cloudfront.net/desktop/kkajs/jquery.min.map:1

However, I (happily) use the MVPS.org custom Hosts file [^] to block a few thousand web-sites, and I've added entries to block FaceBook, Twitter, Linked-In, and many others sites, so that could be a source of some of the load problems reported.

thanks, Bill

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