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Re: The next time you think your boss is a sunshine just remember it could be worse

Corporal Agarn4-Sep-13 7:35

Corporal Agarn

4-Sep-13 7:35

Exactly.

Jayus

S u n s h i n e4-Sep-13 2:15

S u n s h i n e

4-Sep-13 2:15

Indonesian slang for someone who tells a joke so unfunny you can't help laughing.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jayus[^]

For the next time you visit the Soapbox.

Re: Jayus

Nicholas Marty4-Sep-13 2:23

Nicholas Marty

4-Sep-13 2:23

Jayus! $Shucks | :-\$

Re: Jayus

Mark_Wallace4-Sep-13 2:28

Mark_Wallace

4-Sep-13 2:28

I suppose it's more KSS than some of the other options.

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Re: Jayus

Colin Mullikin4-Sep-13 3:24

Colin Mullikin

4-Sep-13 3:24

But not nearly as colorful... Laugh | :laugh:

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Re: Jayus

Richard Deeming4-Sep-13 2:58

Richard Deeming

4-Sep-13 2:58

For some reason, I read an extra "s" in that and thought it was the Irish response to a terrible joke.
As in, "Jaysus, that was terrible!"

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Re: Jayus

CBadger4-Sep-13 3:12

CBadger

4-Sep-13 3:12

Richard Deeming wrote:
"Jaysus, that was terrible!"

I do not know where you got that info but seems wrong Poke tongue | ;-P

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Re: Jayus

Mark_Wallace4-Sep-13 3:17

Mark_Wallace

4-Sep-13 3:17

??? He's right, and your link confirms it.

I initially read it as the more familiar "Jaysus", too.

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Re: Jayus

CBadger4-Sep-13 3:24

CBadger

4-Sep-13 3:24

Mark_Wallace wrote:
your link confirms it

I deny that! I want my liar now. I mean lower, uhm lior... O Jaysus just give me a gavel so i can rule on this! Hmmm | :|

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Re: Jayus

Rage4-Sep-13 3:26

Rage

4-Sep-13 3:26

CBadger wrote:
I want my liar now

Priceless. Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

~RaGE();

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Re: Jayus

CBadger4-Sep-13 4:34

CBadger

4-Sep-13 4:34

Why thank You kind sir

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Mark_Wallace4-Sep-13 3:27

Mark_Wallace

4-Sep-13 3:27

CBadger wrote:
O Jaysus just give me a gavel so i can rule on this!

No problem. Where would you like me to insert it?

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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CBadger4-Sep-13 4:35

CBadger

4-Sep-13 4:35

In my left hand please. The ass wont bring it to me *pointing at the actual ass in the court officer's seat

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More KitKat - If Apple Marketing made KitKat

DaveAuld4-Sep-13 1:14

DaveAuld

4-Sep-13 1:14

This is what the adverts would be like Laugh | :laugh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OKOrkLxOBoY[^]

The website to match is quality : http://kitkat.com/#/home[^], Design, Pioneering, Features (menu on the right) etc. Pretty cool scrolling as each section morphs from one to the next.

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Re: More KitKat - If Apple Marketing made KitKat

devenv.exe4-Sep-13 1:33

devenv.exe

4-Sep-13 1:33

DaveAuld wrote:
http://kitkat.com/#/home[^],

is that blood?

"Coming soon"

Re: More KitKat - If Apple Marketing made KitKat

Mark_Wallace4-Sep-13 1:47

Mark_Wallace

4-Sep-13 1:47

Damn. Took a while to load, but it's pretty impressive.

Of course, it required more than the 1.2 meg of memory I'm willing to allow a web page to consume, so, as soon as I find a browser with a governor, I won't be able to view it.

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Re: More KitKat - If Apple Marketing made KitKat

BillWoodruff4-Sep-13 4:03

BillWoodruff

4-Sep-13 4:03

That's quite a fascinating site, with its fly-out right-side menus, and the use of vertical-scrolling in a (what appears to me to be "single-page") site design to launch animations. Looking under-the-hood in Chrome, I count 33 instances of ".js" in the page source.

I also note that Chrome reports the following glitches in loading the site:

Failed to load resource: the server responded with a status of 404 (Not Found) http://www.google-analytics.com/ga.js
Failed to load resource https://twitter.com/i/jot?l=%7B%22_category_%22%3A%22tfw_client_event%22%2C…n%22%2C%22section%22%3A%22share%22%2C%22action%22%3A%22impression%22%7D%7D
Failed to load resource https://twitter.com/i/jot?l=%7B%22_category_%22%3A%22tfw_client_event%22%2C…n%22%2C%22section%22%3A%22share%22%2C%22action%22%3A%22impression%22%7D%7D
Uncaught TypeError: Object #<Object> has no method '_DumpException' rs=AItRSTMwUN4G-kJulvc56khY-8pon-BuWg:162
Uncaught ReferenceError: iframes is not defined sharebutton?plusShare=true&bsv=o&action=share&annotation=bubble&hl=en-US&or…__%2Fam%3DIQ%2Frt%3Dj%2Fd%3D1%2Frs%3DAItRSTMwUN4G-kJulvc56khY-8pon-BuWg:11
Uncaught TypeError: Object #<Object> has no method '_DumpException' rs=AItRSTMwUN4G-kJulvc56khY-8pon-BuWg:162
Uncaught ReferenceError: iframes is not defined sharebutton?plusShare=true&bsv=o&action=share&annotation=bubble&hl=en-US&or…__%2Fam%3DIQ%2Frt%3Dj%2Fd%3D1%2Frs%3DAItRSTMwUN4G-kJulvc56khY-8pon-BuWg:11
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Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'plusones' of undefined rs=AItRSTM9r1yKeBXB5rkq6Y2V3hkaPrMYTA:28
Blocked a frame with origin "https://www.youtube.com" from accessing a frame with origin "http://kitkat.com". The frame requesting access has a protocol of "https", the frame being accessed has a protocol of "http". Protocols must match.
GET http://diclr3aci3hzg.cloudfront.net/desktop/kkajs/jquery.min.map 403 (Forbidden) diclr3aci3hzg.cloudfront.net/desktop/kkajs/jquery.min.map:1

However, I (happily) use the MVPS.org custom Hosts file [^] to block a few thousand web-sites, and I've added entries to block FaceBook, Twitter, Linked-In, and many others sites, so that could be a source of some of the load problems reported.

thanks, Bill

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Re: More KitKat - If Apple Marketing made KitKat

DaveAuld4-Sep-13 4:47

DaveAuld

4-Sep-13 4:47

Having looked also under the hood it looks like the main js library that is used for the scrolling animations is: skrollr[^], hit the link to see it in action on the github page.

There is also an easter egg on the page if you type haveabreak an android moves across the page. there is also another one, but didnt try and decipher what the keycode was at it does the same thing, so just swapped wrong the in memory function variables to trigger it instead. See the main.js file and scroll down till you see "easteregg" related code.

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