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Why thank You kind sir
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CBadger wrote: O Jaysus just give me a gavel so i can rule on this!
No problem. Where would you like me to insert it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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In my left hand please. The ass wont bring it to me *pointing at the actual ass in the court officer's seat
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Damn. Took a while to load, but it's pretty impressive.
Of course, it required more than the 1.2 meg of memory I'm willing to allow a web page to consume, so, as soon as I find a browser with a governor, I won't be able to view it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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  That's quite a fascinating site, with its fly-out right-side menus, and the use of vertical-scrolling in a (what appears to me to be "single-page") site design to launch animations. Looking under-the-hood in Chrome, I count 33 instances of ".js" in the page source.
I also note that Chrome reports the following glitches in loading the site:
Failed to load resource: the server responded with a status of 404 (Not Found) http://www.google-analytics.com/ga.js
Failed to load resource https://twitter.com/i/jot?l=%7B%22_category_%22%3A%22tfw_client_event%22%2C…n%22%2C%22section%22%3A%22share%22%2C%22action%22%3A%22impression%22%7D%7D
Failed to load resource https://twitter.com/i/jot?l=%7B%22_category_%22%3A%22tfw_client_event%22%2C…n%22%2C%22section%22%3A%22share%22%2C%22action%22%3A%22impression%22%7D%7D
Uncaught TypeError: Object #<Object> has no method '_DumpException' rs=AItRSTMwUN4G-kJulvc56khY-8pon-BuWg:162
Uncaught ReferenceError: iframes is not defined sharebutton?plusShare=true&bsv=o&action=share&annotation=bubble&hl=en-US&or…__%2Fam%3DIQ%2Frt%3Dj%2Fd%3D1%2Frs%3DAItRSTMwUN4G-kJulvc56khY-8pon-BuWg:11
Uncaught TypeError: Object #<Object> has no method '_DumpException' rs=AItRSTMwUN4G-kJulvc56khY-8pon-BuWg:162
Uncaught ReferenceError: iframes is not defined sharebutton?plusShare=true&bsv=o&action=share&annotation=bubble&hl=en-US&or…__%2Fam%3DIQ%2Frt%3Dj%2Fd%3D1%2Frs%3DAItRSTMwUN4G-kJulvc56khY-8pon-BuWg:11
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Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'plusones' of undefined rs=AItRSTM9r1yKeBXB5rkq6Y2V3hkaPrMYTA:28
Blocked a frame with origin "https://www.youtube.com" from accessing a frame with origin "http://kitkat.com". The frame requesting access has a protocol of "https", the frame being accessed has a protocol of "http". Protocols must match.
GET http://diclr3aci3hzg.cloudfront.net/desktop/kkajs/jquery.min.map 403 (Forbidden) diclr3aci3hzg.cloudfront.net/desktop/kkajs/jquery.min.map:1
However, I (happily) use the MVPS.org custom Hosts file [^] to block a few thousand web-sites, and I've added entries to block FaceBook, Twitter, Linked-In, and many others sites, so that could be a source of some of the load problems reported.
thanks, Bill
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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Having looked also under the hood it looks like the main js library that is used for the scrolling animations is: skrollr[^], hit the link to see it in action on the github page.
There is also an easter egg on the page if you type haveabreak an android moves across the page. there is also another one, but didnt try and decipher what the keycode was at it does the same thing, so just swapped wrong the in memory function variables to trigger it instead. See the main.js file and scroll down till you see "easteregg" related code.
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