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I'm able to spot false assumptions from almost 3 km (line of sight). This allows me to imbue invalid conclusions with a slightly glowing, off-putting reddish color. Spontaneously, my powers cause promising ways forward to glimmer at intensities and frequencies that are in proportion to the paths degree of propitiousness.
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Excluding 'I do not code'...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Learn not to make the same mistake twice (or more).
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Additionally, I can leap over small buildings - with a bit of a run up.
Very small buildings.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The ability to appreciate an elegant algorithm as a literary work, and not
the gibberish perceived by many of my acquaintances.
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It feeds a family of four.
It keeps me from doing manual labor.
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For me, one of the coolest aspects is creating my own tools. Imagine, you're a carpenter and need a drill. Instead of buying one, you build one. That's how it feels to be a programer.
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The ability to deconstruct problems and solutions into their essential transformations and primary parameters.
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Almost everything I've done is at least one layer of abstraction removed from practical reality. There are a few notable exceptions though, one in particular comes to mind.
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You only need to apply the hardware tool chain as described in the manuals and tutorials.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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I can heal computers too but that's because it's my day job.
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How do you live alone and "with a woman" at the same time?
Either there's a flaw in your logic or your sleeping in separate rooms!
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Easy peasy.
If there's a kid in the house, you live with the missus and kid.
If there's not - you live alone with the missus.
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Yeah, what I meant was there are no kids to validate my existence. So I go it alone.
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Maybe in his eyes, she doesn't count. In which case...I hope she doesn't read CP.
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This ability allows the wielder to warp reality into upper managements perception of it. Or.. Lets turn the real into the unreal.
Programming is an art form that fights back.
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The ability to manipulate energy and matter (E=mc^2 after all), organize it into logical operations and manifest actions in the 'real' world.
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The most happy moment is when I know that my applications help people solve their problems, do repeated jobs, save their time and furthermore save their lives.
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This ability lets you see a problem from all angles and make sure the solution you provide will have to cover not only the problem at hand, but any other problem leading to this point.
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The ability to deal with a CPU.
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Obligatory Dilbert[^]
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Love debugging.
Give me a 5GB crash dump file and I will be able to identify the bit with the incorrect value. Well, most of the time. And it can take several days. Love it.
Enjoy life, this is not a rehearsal !!!
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