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My audio went out a few days ag0...you don't realize how much you depend on sound until you don't have it.
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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too funny, so I have a relatively high end laptop that lost it's internal audio. It just stopped working. A couple of weeks ago, I bought new wireless noise cancelling headphones - tada - the laptop audio started working again.
Thanks MS.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Got a wireless headset, plugged them in but didn't try them, maybe I should.
Bought a sound card should be here today or tomorrow.
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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kmoorevs wrote: I don't expect to get compensated for either chore/favor
You do. I had the same problem.
kmoorevs wrote: Just this morning my wife told one of her friends that I would be happy to come by later today to look at her alarm system?
That's a small favor to your wife. All of the other stuff, is something money can buy.
So now, when she goes "I promised you would look at..", I just smile and nod. Downside, is she is making more of those promises.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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For favours for the wife I make sure I am compensated by a favour from my wife. 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Personally, the thing that annoys me the most is when they say, "I know that's what I said I wanted, but that's not what I meant. You should have known." I'm not a freaking mind reader.
Followed closely by, "I know there have been a lot of changes to the specifications, but why is it taking you so long to finish?" What do they think I am, a freaking duck hunter? It is extremly hard to hit a moving target.
Repo Man
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Never, ever, ask them what they want! If they insist on telling you, then ask them why they want that, and tell them what else will happen if they get it.
What irks me is when (existing customers) get something then gush "wow! I never expected it to be that good..!" Well thanks for your faith in me, guys. 
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The list should have started at 0
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I started making people meet me halfway. You want me to work on your computer? Please bring it to my house where I have everything I need to work on it. You want me to work on your alarm system? Please have all the manuals ready when I get there to expedite repairing what's wrong. You'd be surprised how far your requests go down.
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I like helping people and while doing so attempt to teach them about how to fix things rather than them just passively watching. I also encourage them to ask questions.
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I thought the normal programmer was already the over commenter and the efficient programmer wasn't very efficient with those unnecessary parenthesis 
Know the yandere programmer all too well
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I can't watch the video due to the hour and the fact that my man is asleep behind me.
Do they have the odd, less-than-upstanding developer that waves a dead chicken over their code?
I'm curious if I'm represented.
Real programmers use butterflies
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honey the codewitch wrote: waves a dead chicken over their code
glad I'm not the only one who does this. 
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Slacker007 wrote: glad I'm not the only one who does this
A close examination of the entrails is an essential part of the design process.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OriginalGriff wrote: A close examination of the entrails
To whose entrails are you referring? The Marketing critters', the sales critters', or the managers'?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: To whose entrails are you referring? The Marketing critters', the sales critters', or the managers'?
Yes.
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Ah the voodoo coder. Do you keep pins and a PC doll next to you at all times? If not try it works pretty good.
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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Actually, I find that waving a live chicken works better in many cases - it helps identify the chicken droppings in the code
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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@nagy-vilmos
Hippo Birdie Two Ewe!
Today is the happiest day in Gordons yearbook! 
Have a good one, my friend: ![Jig | [Dance]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif) ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Gz to Nagy!
Missing those updates.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Haven't heard from Nagy in a while. He's the gin wizard right?
Oh HB Nagy
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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He's certainly very good at making it magically disappear ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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After months of trying to get a new laptop, this Monday I will get a brand new one!
a Thinkpad P14s Gen 2 with AMD R7 5850U PRO processor, 32GB RAM, 2TB SSD...
Can't wait to put my hands on that thing...
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