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Right now he's assembling his cabinet.
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I hope he assembles his cabinet better than Ikea makes furniture.
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To be fair, IKEA makes furniture of pretty good quality.
A friend of mine makes furniture for super yachts, the kind Arabian royalty has.
Even they get parts from IKEA, because it's just pretty good and you can't get that kind of quality cheaper anywhere.
He even bought it for his own home despite him being against it at first.
When shopping for furniture he gave it a chance and decided that the price of IKEA furniture gave you a better price/quality ratio than "good" furniture does.
Even from his suppliers he couldn't get wood cheaper to make it himself 
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'Wood' ?!
Are you joking, Mr. Rossel?
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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Well, it is wood.
Small flakes mixed with glue and subsequently pressed into a board. 
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Kind of like McDonald's all "Meat" burgers. some real meat mixed with filler agents (glue). pressed into patties to resemble meat burgers.
no thanks.
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I know exactly nothing about wood.
My friend does and told me the wood he found at IKEA was good and cheap.
Not the chipboard stuff, mind you (although that was also cheaper than he could get) 
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To put some balance to that comment.
Ikea is experts at getting exactly the right quality for the intended purpose.
Buy a kitchen, and it will easily last you twenty years of daily use. (if assembled correctly)
Buy a bookshelf and fill it with (not to heavy) books and it will do the job of storing them just fine. But if you use said bookshelf for anything else, what so ever, if will quickly disintegrate.
The trick to be happy with your Ikea purchase is to never stray from the products intended purpose.
Also, the purpose of an Ikea couch is to be replaced every ten years or so. 
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: the purpose of an Ikea couch is to be replaced every ten years or so
Make that five, as I'm finding out with my current couch
To be fair, the price was less than a quarter of a couch that would last me twenty
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Sander Rossel wrote: Make that five,
Probably quite correct. I was giving the benefit of doubt.
Sander Rossel wrote: To be fair, the price was less than a quarter of a couch that would last me twenty
The main problem here is that they probably won't last twenty years, as we're finding out with our "proper" couch. (That cost about four times as much)
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I love IKEA stuff - it's just like grown-up Meccano!
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You’re right. Massively successful companies always make crappy products that nobody ever wants to buy.
Just like Microsoft and MacDonalds!
Any other success you would like to argue with?? 
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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we all know success does not always equate to a solid product line.
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He must have ben supported by the Flat PAC.
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Geek Prank 😈 Windows XP and Other Online Pranks[^]
<laugh type=“evil” />
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Haven't played minesweeper in years.
To really freak them out, see what the command prompt does!
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Her win10 laptop is right there, but I can't bring myself to do it.
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I just bought a new laptop and was planning on bring it to work to show off...
Might "install" the best version of Windows yet on it now when demoing!  
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Finally a Windows DAAS !
Raddevus will be pleased 
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The winamp is full functional  How cool is that ??
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Back around 1975 ± 2 years one of the programmers at the newspaper where we worked wrote a simple program he named GAME1. He put the .SAV (like .exe or .com) file of it (TOPS 10 system) in the system area. When one of the people in the sports department ran it, it printed "Files Deleted" and listed all the files in the area with pauses to make it realistic. Typing control C which would normally cancel a running program caused it to print "I can't do that" and it continued listing files. It had also sent a message to the operator who had been made aware of the program, so when he called for help the operator told him he couldn't kill it. He said later he became physically ill since those files were stories that were supposed to be printed in the next edition. No files were actually deleted and the program exited once the several hundred files in that directory had been listed.
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Even the BSD works ! Looks like Microsoft was beaten on 'Cloud PC' service .
Gilles Plante
modified 21-Apr-21 10:01am.
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