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Karen gets to see the manager...[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Awwwwwwwesome! 
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Do cats shed so much because it’s called fur-niture?
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No, it's called fur-niture BECAUSE they shed so much! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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modified 27-Aug-20 11:07am.
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Yeah, you have that backward.
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I dunno. If it was the other way, I would just say "I don't have any cats, so no".
You know... all cat owners have furniture, but not all furniture owners have cats.
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We hair a lot about that but litter-ally just brush it off as rumor.
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House pets: Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Can you tell it's a developer: when the condom breaks, they take it off and put it back on again?
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If it's was mechanic, he'd probably just fix it with silver tape...
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Mark Twain
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A mechanic would just fit a new lady and charge you for the privilege!
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A QA tech receives a condom.
He puts it on his finger.
He puts it on his head.
He puts it...
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Whether it breaks or not, when involved in such things one hopefully doesn't need to debug it first.
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True, it would be awkward to say,
"sorry I've hit a break, let me step through this part and inspect the variables...".
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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The President gets the condom, authorizes a committee to examine how many votes he will get if he applies it, forms a committee to write a speech on it's virtues, then sends in the troops to use it.
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Since Super missed it yesterday, and hasn't posted one today, I'll reboot it:
China confines the Spanish to a whale held by pin? (9)
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China
confines the Spanish el
to a whale orc a
held by pin p in
porcelain
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You are up tomorrow! 
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I hope you all get through this without big harm. Please take care. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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Come on, it is not that hard to live in the US. 
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Rage wrote: it is not that hard to live in the US
Oh? On the East Coast, you have hurricanes, on the West Coast - marauding SJWs, and everywhere - rioters. 
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Left out the tornadoes? Wimp !
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: Left out the tornadoes?
I could have added a lot more, but that definitely would have been Soapbox material...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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I grew up in Tornado country. They aren't that big a deal.
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