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Awwwwwwwesome! 
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Do cats shed so much because it’s called fur-niture?
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No, it's called fur-niture BECAUSE they shed so much! 
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modified 27-Aug-20 11:07am.
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Yeah, you have that backward.
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I dunno. If it was the other way, I would just say "I don't have any cats, so no".
You know... all cat owners have furniture, but not all furniture owners have cats.
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We hair a lot about that but litter-ally just brush it off as rumor.
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House pets: Hair today, gone tomorrow.
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Can you tell it's a developer: when the condom breaks, they take it off and put it back on again?
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If it's was mechanic, he'd probably just fix it with silver tape...
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A mechanic would just fit a new lady and charge you for the privilege!
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A QA tech receives a condom.
He puts it on his finger.
He puts it on his head.
He puts it...
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Whether it breaks or not, when involved in such things one hopefully doesn't need to debug it first.
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True, it would be awkward to say,
"sorry I've hit a break, let me step through this part and inspect the variables...".
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The President gets the condom, authorizes a committee to examine how many votes he will get if he applies it, forms a committee to write a speech on it's virtues, then sends in the troops to use it.
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Since Super missed it yesterday, and hasn't posted one today, I'll reboot it:
China confines the Spanish to a whale held by pin? (9)
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China
confines the Spanish el
to a whale orc a
held by pin p in
porcelain
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You are up tomorrow! 
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I hope you all get through this without big harm. Please take care. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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Come on, it is not that hard to live in the US. 
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Rage wrote: it is not that hard to live in the US
Oh? On the East Coast, you have hurricanes, on the West Coast - marauding SJWs, and everywhere - rioters. 
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Left out the tornadoes? Wimp !
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: Left out the tornadoes?
I could have added a lot more, but that definitely would have been Soapbox material...
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I grew up in Tornado country. They aren't that big a deal.
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Here, in sometimes-hurricane country (right on the coast) - well, mostly they're no big deal up hear, either (usually cat 1).
That can be said for tornadoes to, I suppose - mostly throwing corn husk and wicked witches into the air. Just spectator sports.
But, then, sometime sh*t happens: Sandy for us - a Tornado that visits nearby, or knocks on your door. The become a big deal, then.
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Unless of course, one happens to destroy your house (or worse).
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