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It's all about soft skills nowadays.
And DevOps and Cloud and front-end frameworks and CI tools and Scrum and Agile and paradigms and consulting and managing.
I can tell you what it's not about, code and databases, knowledge of those are nice-to-haves.
Just look at some average commercial code base and you'll know what I'm talking about.
I used my Master of ARTS as a USP.
It "enables me to explain tech in non-tech terms to non-tech people because I have a non-tech background" 
Your madness could be a red flag as you may not fit in the team or may not be a team player.
Your lack of curly braces in single-line if-statements is a far more serious problem though 
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Is a gallery full of pig pictures Swine Art?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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What a swill idea!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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You can bacon it!
Real programmers use butterflies
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Sounds like the pig pictures are hogging the gallery
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That's snout sow funny.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
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Wouldn't that be a boar?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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That's a lard to consider - what sequel-y odd is the how pork the gallery attendance turned out - perhaps people decided to sty home?
(I'm home today - just checked in to check out ToD. Bye, all!)
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It is funny how you your quadruple-counter-puns are always recognisable even at the first quarter of the lot. I just read
W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: That's a lard to consider -
and I knew it was the unimitalble W∴ Balboos !
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"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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No
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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On a serious note, I (used to) count some slaughterhouses among my clients and they have art...
Pictures and (abstract) paintings of whatever animals they slaughter.
I used to frequent a veal slaughter and they had more paintings than you'd expect in the hallways and offices.
I remember one painting with a cow with very festive colors.
A current client has a red statue of a cow in the entrance hall.
We had some pig slaughters as well, but I never visited those.
I don't doubt they'll have Swine Art on their walls though.
On a side note, the people that work in those places aren't particularly interested in art.
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... a bar full of devs, and does not get killed, since he lies about his job.
such an elephanting load of horse excrement, I spent one hour today trying to get the indentation right on a single line one hour! 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
modified 3-Jul-20 9:25am.
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"mega"-in-a-frash-shave! wrote: I spent one hour today trying to get the indentation right on a single line
Only an hour? You must be a Jira Guru!
It would have taken me a lot longer, I suspect. But then, I've never used it. :gloat:
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I know that feeling.
Since I changed my job, I don't use any more that pile of ..... 
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...and strikes up a conversation with the bartender.
Bartender: How's it going?
Jira salesman: I've had a horrible day!
Bartender: Tell me about it?
Jira salesman: On my way into town, I got a speeding ticket.
Bartender: That's not that bad.
Jira salesman: It gets worse. I stopped at the drug store before coming here, and when I got back to my car, there was a parking ticket on my windshield!
Bartender: Ouch.
Jira salesman: And then when I drove here, I got pulled over again! I got another ticket, for a broken taillight!
Bartender: Oh my, sounds like you'll be going to court a lot.
Jira saleman: The problem is, I entered the tickets into our product, and now I can't find them!!!!
badaboom baddabing
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HEAR!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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and 3,567 emails were sent.
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only 3567?? What happened to the rest?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Not sure if you are making fun of me, or of them. What happened was I had seven lines of code. One of the middle lines refused to align with the rest.
Yes, I did, also, go into "raw text edit mode".
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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"mega"-in-a-fresh-shave! wrote: Not sure if you are making fun of me
Certainly not.
What I meant was that if more number of people complain to them on their Forum, then they perhaps will act faster to resolve it early.
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Peer heard without issue (5)
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Baron
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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At least it survived longer than I thought it would!
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