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...and strikes up a conversation with the bartender.

Bartender: How's it going?
Jira salesman: I've had a horrible day!

Bartender: Tell me about it?
Jira salesman: On my way into town, I got a speeding ticket.

Bartender: That's not that bad.
Jira salesman: It gets worse. I stopped at the drug store before coming here, and when I got back to my car, there was a parking ticket on my windshield!

Bartender: Ouch.
Jira salesman: And then when I drove here, I got pulled over again! I got another ticket, for a broken taillight!

Bartender: Oh my, sounds like you'll be going to court a lot.
Jira saleman: The problem is, I entered the tickets into our product, and now I can't find them!!!!

badaboom baddabing

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