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Quiet character transformed licked nuts (6, 4)
modified 2-Jul-20 11:49am.
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Quiet character transformed licked nuts (6,4)
[definition] [anagram] (lickednuts)
silent duck Sadly, I guess I'm up again tomorrow.
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Where's the CCC?
@GregUtas
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OriginalGriff wrote: GregUtas
Turns out he's a spammer. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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with a friend, when a cow approached me and started chit-chatting.
When she left, my friend asked me if I knew her.
I answered "No, I never met herbivore".
It's too hot for a coat, I will just leave
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I swear I didn't see it 
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Ok. That's it. That sort of humor should be mentioned in the Geneva Conventions. I just got a message that my new 3D printer is going to arrive. The first thing I'm going to download and print is a rifle from dontmesswithtexas.orc.
Edit: dontmesswithtexas.org really exists 
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I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Geneva Conventions protects combatants and civillians in acts of war, I am not neither a combatant nor we are at war (though if I keep posting such lame jokes that could change).
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So you deny that such a joke is an act of war?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It is just a random act of violence, or a vulgar display of power.
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Ok, then it's a job for the sheriff. Dontmesswithtexas.orc says that these are called Texas Rangers. So, who do you want to come and take care of you. Chuck Norris or me?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Both, let me know your preferences in beers 
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That's a word!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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den2k88 wrote: Subject: I was strolling in the country
I firstly read: I was trolling in the country...
After reading the bad joke, I think: No, you were trolling in the lounge   
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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No no, when I posted that I was lounging with the trolls
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That is udderly contemptible and cud get you some disparaging replies. Hoof or more of them seem that way, already.
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If you know the joke where the guy says he can speak to the animals...
And kinda does a good job with the Dog...
Then the farmer says... "Don't listen to those lying sheep!"
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Unfortunately, my cat Pink never returned and attempts to catch her resulted in nothing.
I have no idea where she is now 
So, it was time to get a new cat!
Got him from the shelter yesterday and his name is Goblin (yes, the small monster from fantasy stories)
He's a lot more social than Pink, I can pet him and everything!
Yesterday he sat on the chair and on the couch, but he's currently hiding under the couch, Pink's favorite spot...
No doubt he'll get around and he'll be right at home here
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Hiya Goblin!
Welcome to your new home. Please don't demolish the Star Destroyer, that took a while to make ...
Have you signed up for a CP account yet?
How old is he? He doesn't look like a kitten, so why was he in a shelter?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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He's estimated to be six years old.
Nothing is known about his past.
Although further investigation learns us that (in a previous life?) he might have been a coder in China
goblin - Professional Profile[^]
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Sander Rossel wrote: I have no idea where she is now
She lives the happy life of a truly free cat - frightening bears in the woods 
And all that was for the good reason to make space for Goblin... He looks pretty... I always had soft spot for ginger cats...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: frightening bears in the woods
What bears, what woods?
She's probably hunting birds and mice in the "polder"
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: And all that was for the good reason to make space for Goblin
I don't believe in fate, but perhaps this was meant to be
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