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1-Jul-20 22:25

with a friend, when a cow approached me and started chit-chatting.

When she left, my friend asked me if I knew her.

I answered "No, I never met herbivore".

It's too hot for a coat, I will just leave

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CPallini1-Jul-20 22:32

CPallini

1-Jul-20 22:32

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den2k881-Jul-20 22:34

1-Jul-20 22:34

I swear I didn't see it Big Grin | :-D

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CPallini1-Jul-20 22:40

CPallini

1-Jul-20 22:40

Liar!

CodeWraith1-Jul-20 23:20

1-Jul-20 23:20

Ok. That's it. That sort of humor should be mentioned in the Geneva Conventions. I just got a message that my new 3D printer is going to arrive. The first thing I'm going to download and print is a rifle from dontmesswithtexas.orc.

Edit: dontmesswithtexas.org really exists Smile | :)

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I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.

His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

den2k881-Jul-20 23:53

1-Jul-20 23:53

Geneva Conventions protects combatants and civillians in acts of war, I am not neither a combatant nor we are at war (though if I keep posting such lame jokes that could change).

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CodeWraith2-Jul-20 1:27

2-Jul-20 1:27

So you deny that such a joke is an act of war? Smile | :)

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.

His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

den2k882-Jul-20 2:37

2-Jul-20 2:37

It is just a random act of violence, or a vulgar display of power.

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CodeWraith2-Jul-20 2:54

2-Jul-20 2:54

Ok, then it's a job for the sheriff. Dontmesswithtexas.orc says that these are called Texas Rangers. So, who do you want to come and take care of you. Chuck Norris or me?

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.

His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

den2k882-Jul-20 2:55

2-Jul-20 2:55

Both, let me know your preferences in beers Big Grin | :-D

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CodeWraith2-Jul-20 7:38

2-Jul-20 7:38

That's a word!

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.

His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

Nelek1-Jul-20 23:58

Nelek

1-Jul-20 23:58

den2k88 wrote:
Subject: I was strolling in the country

I firstly read: I was trolling in the country...

After reading the bad joke, I think: No, you were trolling in the lounge Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

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den2k882-Jul-20 0:01

2-Jul-20 0:01

No no, when I posted that I was lounging with the trolls Big Grin | :-D

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W∴ Balboos, GHB2-Jul-20 0:57

W∴ Balboos, GHB

2-Jul-20 0:57

That is udderly contemptible and cud get you some disparaging replies. Hoof or more of them seem that way, already.

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Kirk 103898213-Jul-20 5:37

Kirk 10389821

3-Jul-20 5:37

If you know the joke where the guy says he can speak to the animals...
And kinda does a good job with the Dog...

Then the farmer says... "Don't listen to those lying sheep!"

I got a new cat!

Sander Rossel1-Jul-20 21:29

1-Jul-20 21:29

Unfortunately, my cat Pink never returned and attempts to catch her resulted in nothing.
I have no idea where she is now Frown | :(

So, it was time to get a new cat! Big Grin | :-D

Got him from the shelter yesterday and his name is Goblin (yes, the small monster from fantasy stories) Big Grin | :-D

He's a lot more social than Pink, I can pet him and everything!
Yesterday he sat on the chair and on the couch, but he's currently hiding under the couch, Pink's favorite spot...
No doubt he'll get around and he'll be right at home here Big Grin | :-D

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OriginalGriff1-Jul-20 21:45

OriginalGriff

1-Jul-20 21:45

Hiya Goblin!
Welcome to your new home. Please don't demolish the Star Destroyer, that took a while to make ...

Have you signed up for a CP account yet?

How old is he? He doesn't look like a kitten, so why was he in a shelter?

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Sander Rossel2-Jul-20 0:00

2-Jul-20 0:00

He's estimated to be six years old.
Nothing is known about his past.

Although further investigation learns us that (in a previous life?) he might have been a coder in China Laugh | :laugh:

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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter1-Jul-20 22:07

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

1-Jul-20 22:07

Sander Rossel wrote:
I have no idea where she is now

She lives the happy life of a truly free cat - frightening bears in the woods Smile | :)

And all that was for the good reason to make space for Goblin... He looks pretty... I always had soft spot for ginger cats...

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Sander Rossel1-Jul-20 23:57

1-Jul-20 23:57

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:
frightening bears in the woods

What bears, what woods? Laugh | :laugh:

She's probably hunting birds and mice in the "polder" Smile | :)

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:
And all that was for the good reason to make space for Goblin

I don't believe in fate, but perhaps this was meant to be Wink | ;)

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Jacquers2-Jul-20 0:22

Jacquers

2-Jul-20 0:22

Cute

I have new neighbours that have 2 cats who like spending time in my garden.

Sander Rossel2-Jul-20 3:31