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A satisfactory.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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So much funnier than some of the other jokes in the last few days.  
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Come on, it wasn't THAT funny. It did made me chuckle though.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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ZurdoDev wrote: It did made me chuckle though.
same here.
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Unless they make OK lithium batteries, then they're Goodenough.
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An Apple factory? 
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Marking is always a problem for teachers, but I find if you wrap the child in a blanket before you hit them …
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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What cane we say? Perhaps something akin to all's welt that ends welt?* Nonetheless, don't flogget to maintain an alibi.
* Dedicated to the puppets singing "It's a Small Welt, Afterall".
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Well if you want kids to be smart as a whip....
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I've heard a rubber hose leaves no marks!
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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We don't need no education!
Teacher! Leave the kids alone!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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It doesn't, it just makes a lot of noise and craps on the floor.
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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When you saw the chicken's mess, did you just say, "pluck it"? Also, I'm curious feather or not you ever got that sandwich... 
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It was delicious
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: It was delicious
... I hope that's about the sandwich, and not what you previously mentioned the chicken did produce (apart from the noise)
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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So you will give it another try with beef?
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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He complains that a chicken cr@ps on the floor. What do you think will happen if he replaces the chicken with a cow? 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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So you are thinking size matters
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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But, but, but "they" say that size matters, so it must be true - right?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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"matters" does not define in which direction larger size matters. To the better or worse? A bigger a**hole isn't better than a lesser one.
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Oh wow. I'm so not gonna touch that comment. Everything I could think of to say is just wrong.
I think the boys from South Park put out a dvda that touched on the matter once..
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Sounds more like a turkey, to me.
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Turkeys only make a lot of noise when they stand on gobblestone floors, though.
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Well it is a fowl...
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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