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Come on, it wasn't THAT funny. It did made me chuckle though.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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ZurdoDev wrote: It did made me chuckle though.
same here.
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Unless they make OK lithium batteries, then they're Goodenough.
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An Apple factory? 
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Marking is always a problem for teachers, but I find if you wrap the child in a blanket before you hit them …
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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What cane we say? Perhaps something akin to all's welt that ends welt?* Nonetheless, don't flogget to maintain an alibi.
* Dedicated to the puppets singing "It's a Small Welt, Afterall".
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Well if you want kids to be smart as a whip....
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I've heard a rubber hose leaves no marks!
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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We don't need no education!
Teacher! Leave the kids alone!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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It doesn't, it just makes a lot of noise and craps on the floor.
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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When you saw the chicken's mess, did you just say, "pluck it"? Also, I'm curious feather or not you ever got that sandwich... 
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It was delicious
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: It was delicious
... I hope that's about the sandwich, and not what you previously mentioned the chicken did produce (apart from the noise)
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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So you will give it another try with beef?
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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He complains that a chicken cr@ps on the floor. What do you think will happen if he replaces the chicken with a cow? 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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So you are thinking size matters
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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But, but, but "they" say that size matters, so it must be true - right?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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"matters" does not define in which direction larger size matters. To the better or worse? A bigger a**hole isn't better than a lesser one.
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Oh wow. I'm so not gonna touch that comment. Everything I could think of to say is just wrong.
I think the boys from South Park put out a dvda that touched on the matter once..
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Sounds more like a turkey, to me.
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Turkeys only make a lot of noise when they stand on gobblestone floors, though.
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Well it is a fowl...
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Especially for Member 7989122 who enjoys non-original jokes. The mother of non-original jokes:
A wife asks her husband, a software engineer;
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six!"
A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy six cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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could be worse,
an OO implementation would have the guy coming back with 6 slabs of beer (no 2 alike.).
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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