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And one of them, long ago, actually gave me a choice. Her or the computer. Guess which one is still here. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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The ah, the one that was with you throughout the day's trials and tribulations.
The one with which you spent so very many hours with late at night and into the early hours.
The one that watched silently and sometimes, with subtle scorn as you made mistake after mistake.
Thank heavens she made you get a wriggle-on and move on with your life.
Wonder what she's up to these days, spoken recently?
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Monday night is spaghetti night. She who shall not be disappointed will always have dinner ready.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Mine slammed and closed my laptop with a bang and injured her hand. Luckily nothing happened to the laptop
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yeah, this was one of the better ones. stick this in the keeper pile for sure. 
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As I almost always cook and similarly almost always eat little to nothing all day: I'm quite hungry by dinner. The food's cooked and the problem becomes getting her to sit down before it's cold is sometimes a problem. You know - you shout out it's done and she'll say 'just a minute'. She never tells me witch minute to which she is referring.
One option I have - if I'm busy (or cheated and found a jar of nuts and finished it) is to declare "snack dinner". This justifies a free-for-all on get what you can before the other does, eat it, and repeat until eyes are glassy.
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You guys all have the wrong kind of wife.
Mine cooks breakfast, lunch and dinner for me every day and even offers supper snacks if wanted.
...and it is always delicious, she is an excellent cook!
She cleans the kitchen between each meal, the dishwasher is always busy.
We are a partnership. I do the big income work and pay for everything. She maintains the house, the dog, the kids (even though they are grown up now) and me. Good deal!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Hi All where should I post a Github / Jenkins question on here ?
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
modified 18-May-20 13:09pm.
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I don't think I'll go to Q & A - the question I have is too specific for there - thanks anyway
Edit
I suppose it can't hurt to give Q & A a shot
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Well, I've used GitHub and Jenkins in the past, you could hit "Email" on this post and I'll see if I can help you 
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Sander Rossel wrote: you could hit "Email" on this post and I'll see if I can help you
Does it still count as posting code questions in the Lounge if they click the email link from within the Lounge? 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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No
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I'll be sure to downvote him just in case 
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Always err on the side of caution. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Did you receive my email Sander ?
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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You cannot post it here. However you can push it there.
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Is it possible to attach an image to a message I post here? I don't see that anywhere, unless I'm mising something.
Thanks
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Only in the Bugs & Suggs and Member Photos forums, AFAIK. Just copy the image and paste it into the "message" textbox.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Oh ok, thanks
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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For me drag and drop from the explorer works better.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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There's a good reason you can't: trolls. We have quite a few, including one who pops up randomly every couple of weeks known as "Mr Caprine Rectum" because of the advice he gives. Now, The automated system spots him pretty easily - but can you imagine the pictures he would post? 
This is a SFW site, and moderating every picture would be a nightmare - as well as slowing posting to a crawl ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Just be grateful that Hugh G. Rection isn't posting.
It sounds like Mr Caprine Rectum is a goat fancier. 
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Bits of a goat, anyway. Well, one bit of a goat.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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