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I wanted to make sure my SO woke up with a smile on her face this morning.
I'm not allowed to have Sharpies in the house anymore. 
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: I'm not allowed to have Sharpies in the house anymore.
It's lucky your hobby isn't storm watching.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: It's lucky your hobby isn't storm watching
I keep expecting a wh covid briefing with a sharpie adjusted chart! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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You need a new plan. Back to the drawing board!
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The backward generation killed little Helen’s pulse(11)
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Millennials?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Yes,
Killed - slain
Little Helen - nell
Pulse - Im
And then put it all backwards
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Bugger! I was making a joke ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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That means you must win tomorrow ( we all know you like winning Fridays ) so it better be good - with this lock down I haven't got much else to amuse myself with { evil grin }
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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That's easy - there is nothing in the rules says I can't answer my own CCC ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Did you hear about the confused and constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
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I've heard that the main character is a real pain in the butt! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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It was really crap anyway!
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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ah, poop jokes. they never get old. lots of fun for all ages.
my kids and I were laughing and joking about diarrhea at the dinner table last night.
poop, farts, its all good wholesome fun.
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It's the difference between growing old and growing up.
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The movie's so packed full of content, it'll be years before it sees a proper release.
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Is that the Robert Downey one about the constipated detective?
I think it’s called:
“No Sh*t Sherlock”
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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DRHuff wrote: Is that the Robert Downey Benedict Cumberbatch one about the constipated detective?
FTFW
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Doctors are at a loss as to its cause [^], but ms engineers say that if they're not soon given instructions on what to make next, they may have to fall back to just fixing bugs.
Your prayer is needed.
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Sander Rossel wrote: New icons to replace the new icons
MS has spent millions of dollars on icon creation over the years. Which, is just crazy to me.
people like their icons, I guess.
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It's less crazy when you consider that one of the most successful IT companies is a lot about form and less about function.
People love form, first impressions and all that.
I'm talking about Apple, of course.
See it like this, if it wouldn't return the investment they wouldn't do it.
And to be fair, they do have a lot of icons so costs are automatically high.
New icons have a practical use as well, it helps in keeping different versions apart.
You should check the comments here, someone posted the icons of VS 2005 to 2017: VS 2017 RTM icon is not contrast enough on some backgrounds - Developer Community[^]
Good stuff 
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Sander Rossel wrote: VS 2017 RTM icon is not contrast enough on some backgrounds - Developer Community[^]
No-one suggested using Resource Hacker [^] to change the icons?
It's easy as pie; just open the main exe in RH (after taking a panic-back-up copy), then:- Select the icon in the list of resources
- choose Action > Replace icon
- Click the Open file with new icon button
- Navigate to the main exe of the version of VS whose icons you prefer, and open it
- Pick the icon you want, and save (it automatically does all sizes).
It's been the same process since at least XP, and it ain't exactly rocket surgery.
I have to do it every time Xplorer2 updates, because I hate the bright orange icon that comes with the Ultimate version.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I doubt they know how to fix bugs...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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