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Is the problem with unemployed people puns that none of them work?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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This is a canned response.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's OK as long as we don't get too fired up.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Good idea. I best lay off.
/ravi
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The problem is that if you employ the pun, it's no longer unemployed.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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That pun seems to have been doled out without any visible means of support. Well, fare is fare if it eventually pays off.
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Furlough pay, I'd Layoff the puns.
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Elastic CCS that is maybe divine(12)
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Elastic CCS ELASTICCSS
that is IE
maybe (anag)
divine
ECCLESIASTIC
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Yep well done - I was hoping the CCS would provide a red herring 
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I have no idea what the theme is though ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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On second thoughts, maybe I can.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Are you not allowed to live in the shrine of a lesser deity? Perhaps it can help you out when it's done sleeping. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Weapon exists - turning point? (4)
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Weapon AX
exists IS
turning point?
AXIS
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Surely weapon is Axe ?
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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16 minutes to reply. That’s a fairly quick turn around!
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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ya 
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Make that 2!
Just bought an Android phone! Haven't connected it yet... but soon!
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I can commiserate, it was only earlier this year that I had to update.
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I haven't used Word Perfect in ages...
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WP 5.1 for DOS rules; see markup by pressing F11. Pressing F5 to save.
WP 5.1 was the same era as DBaseIV, which was my first real programming experience. Lotus 1-2-3 was the thing of the day. In those days, Windows already had a color-scheme for people who can't see as good. Windows was ahead of its time with its accessability features.
Things and times have changed. Most websites can't provide what Windows did 20 years ago. Some unnamed companies will go to court to having not provide an alt-text for images
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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While it still worked, I decided it was time for a new one. I settled on a nice android phone (LG G7) yesterday. The pics and music were all on the microSD so no problems there, but the contacts were another story...I had to export from outlook (which was synched to the WP) and import into the gmail account and voila!