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IT Today is full of shit.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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everything i've done for the past 10 years has had to run on Windows and multiple varieties of *nix.
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Anthropologist Metin Eren reverse engineered a blade out of his feces to test a legendary survival story I leave it to you to do the obvious joke about the blade's quality
Well, it's technology, innit? That's why I felt the need to let you know.
modified 15-Sep-19 15:17pm.
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Betty Boop would say: "poop poopy doo" 
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That quote worked on the other one too. 
TTFN - Kent
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That was sh*tty job to do. 
No more Mister Nice Guy... >: |
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There we go - that's what I was looking for
TTFN - Kent
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Why do I get the feeling I'll be reading about this again, in the context of a different article from today's email. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Google is accused of intercepting and analyzing emails that non-Gmail users sent to Gmail users to collect information for advertising purposes. "Concealed within his fortress, the Lord of Mordor sees all"
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Once upon a time, PHP was one of the most popular programming languages. Now it’s slowly fading in popularity, especially with the rise of languages such as Python. Where can we get in line to help kick it?
When Facebook, Wikipedia, and WordPress switch off of it, maybe people can start worrying.
From elsewhere: "PHP is used by 79.0% of all the websites whose server-side programming language we know." Dead as a door nail :eyeroll:
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something something total population growth something something larger something larger absolute number of programmers something something millions something. Something percentage something obscured something.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: From elsewhere: "PHP is used by 79.0% of all the websites whose server-side programming language we know." Dead as a door nail :eyeroll:
What they failed to mention: "We only know the server-side language of 5% of all web sites."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The numbers range from $40,000 to $320,000 and reveal key details about how pay works at big tech companies "New car, caviar, four star daydream"
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New calculations point to an age of 11.4 billion years rather than the generally accepted number of 13.7 billion years. Now it's going to get carded at the bar
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Now it's going to get carded at the barThe Restaurant at the End of the Universe
FTFY 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Give or take a billion years, does it matter to any of us? We are more concerned about whether our code works well.
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Next thing you know they'll take off another 11.399994 billion years, and I'll hear a lot of "I told you so"s.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Prizes honor "achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think." "Science!"
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New research suggests rats are capable of learning to play hide-and-go-seek with humans—and they appeared to legitimately enjoy the game. Getting them to say, 'Olly olly oxen free' was more difficult
For our American friends - don't worry, your tax dollars weren't wasted. This was from a German lab.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: For our American friends - don't worry
Worry! Next, the researchers will teach the rats to use Twitter.
Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
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Quote: Next, the researchers will teach the rats to use Twitter.
I thought that had already happened - it would explain so much.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Although they are rats and not mice I wonder if they have named one of them Algernon?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Clubhouse — the software project management platform focused on team collaboration, workflow transparency and ease of integration — is taking another big step toward its goal of democratizing efficient software development. Just in case your ducks are not properly aligned
Plus, for those less than happy with Jira or Project.
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Sandboxie is now a free download. Source code to be open-sourced at a later date. "All in all you're just another brick in the wall"
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Proponents of free and open source software (FOSS) have moved to the next phases of open source adoption, widening FOSS usage within the enterprise as well as gaining the “digital transformation” benefits associated with open source and cloud native best practices. Build vs. Buy has become Build vs. Borrow
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