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Kent Sharkey wrote: Now it's going to get carded at the barThe Restaurant at the End of the Universe
FTFY 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Give or take a billion years, does it matter to any of us? We are more concerned about whether our code works well.
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Next thing you know they'll take off another 11.399994 billion years, and I'll hear a lot of "I told you so"s.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Prizes honor "achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think." "Science!"
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New research suggests rats are capable of learning to play hide-and-go-seek with humans—and they appeared to legitimately enjoy the game. Getting them to say, 'Olly olly oxen free' was more difficult
For our American friends - don't worry, your tax dollars weren't wasted. This was from a German lab.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: For our American friends - don't worry
Worry! Next, the researchers will teach the rats to use Twitter.
Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
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Quote: Next, the researchers will teach the rats to use Twitter.
I thought that had already happened - it would explain so much.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Although they are rats and not mice I wonder if they have named one of them Algernon?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Clubhouse — the software project management platform focused on team collaboration, workflow transparency and ease of integration — is taking another big step toward its goal of democratizing efficient software development. Just in case your ducks are not properly aligned
Plus, for those less than happy with Jira or Project.
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Sandboxie is now a free download. Source code to be open-sourced at a later date. "All in all you're just another brick in the wall"
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Proponents of free and open source software (FOSS) have moved to the next phases of open source adoption, widening FOSS usage within the enterprise as well as gaining the “digital transformation” benefits associated with open source and cloud native best practices. Build vs. Buy has become Build vs. Borrow
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Simjacker attack abuses STK and S@T Browser technologies installed on some SIM cards. I hope it doesn't work with landlines - I'd hate to be tracked
I was going to put that blurb in "Simlish", but I wouldn't have been able to face myself then.
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Solar panels are great for powering devices during the day. But they don’t work after the sun goes down. Now, a new technology that takes advantage of the cold darkness of space may do the trick. Time to make a "dark energy" joke
Actually, it sounds like a Peltier generator to me, but I guess the difference here is the wavelength emitted?
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A lot of programming languages these days feature lambda functions, or what I would be just as happy to call anonymous functions. They're not completely anonymous - they just put on a pair of glasses and no one recognizes them
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This is just a mess. A low level language having high level features is just wrong.
My 2c
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Most appropriate use for that image yet. 
TTFN - Kent
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Is that you Groucho?
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Apple apparently isn't settling on just Face ID and Touch ID for biometric identification, and is continuing work on identifying a palm placed on a device to authenticate a user. Does it involve you giving them your credit card info? Phrenology?
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Google.org is today releasing a report that details how social impact startups, nonprofits, government policymakers, and academics can use machine learning to address some of humanity’s biggest problems. "It's a cookbook!"
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Google agreed to pay close to 1 billion euros ($1.10 billion) to French authorities to settle a fiscal fraud probe that began four years ago in a deal that may create a legal precedent for other large tech companies present in the country. Pretty soon you'll be talking real money
That's about 2.5 days of revenue (more or less):
In the second quarter of 2019, Google's revenue amounted to 38.78 billion U.S. dollars, up from 36.17 billion U.S. dollars in the preceding quarter.
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You might want to check your link.
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sorry fixed
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Guess the CEO wanted a bonus 
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