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Cats paws for reasons other than fatigue beclaws they litter-ely live in their own reality.
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easy fix: give the cat a tonic
... constipation medicine, it'll be going like a rocket in no time.
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No one will ever know since they sleep 20 hours a day. Has there ever been an exhausted cat?
Does a dead cat in Berlin have nein lives?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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I'm not sure,
buts is a restroom in the financial district
The Wall Street Urinal?
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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So today I got a nice email from a recruiter. Apparently, you can get hired based on your cookware...
From Recruiter Email:
Hi Steve,
My name is Katharine and I am a job recruiter with *Local Recruiting Service*. We are actively sourcing for someone with a similar skillet to yours for a Designer/Engineer.
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Wonder what they'll have me cooking up 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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It's a hot prospect, you should follow it up if you want to be on the gravy train - or you will be right in the soup.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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He should take your advice with a pinch of salt.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Or I could end up out of the pan, and into the fire... I must weigh my options carefully. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Just drive a steak through her heart; shallot bother you again after that.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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No, I can't let it get punitive. It'll get cooked all out of proportions.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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you beat me to it. But it might be Eggs-celent
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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It's the poor girl's spell checker lacking the word skill set probably. I have a lot of sympathy for honest job recruiters, but unfortunately get spammed mainly by indian subsidiaries for 6 month contracts, and they read my resume that I have been with the same company for 12 years ... at some point I made my accounts on these web sites invisible.
When they screw up some project in India and they have to deliver to North America, they usually hire some poor local to fix the mess for a couple of months ... if they can find someone.
Unfortunately I was forced to put in my spam list every indian name that sends me an email. Always the same tired BS.
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Urban Cricket wrote: It's the poor girl's spell checker lacking the word skill set probably.
It was not a misspelled word.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Yeah it was. BTW, just got another spam for a J2EE contract in Halifax of all places. If someone is interested I think I still have the email in the spam folder
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Urban Cricket wrote: Yeah it was.
So you assert that 'skillet' is incorrect?
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Well, of course what was I thinking. The only mystery remaining is how and when did he manage to show her his skillet
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Maybe they will allow you to wok from home.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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 Or, if it's close enough, I could just wok there.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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This way?[^] (Sorry, but you will most probably not get to see the Wok world championships in English)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Shall we just blame this all on Pot?
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Now we're cooking with gas! 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Actually, that was the split-pea curry I had last night.
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Thought I had smelt something fishy.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Write back and ask him what skillet he's referring to
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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