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Well, of course what was I thinking. The only mystery remaining is how and when did he manage to show her his skillet
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Maybe they will allow you to wok from home.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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 Or, if it's close enough, I could just wok there.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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This way?[^] (Sorry, but you will most probably not get to see the Wok world championships in English)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Shall we just blame this all on Pot?
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Now we're cooking with gas! 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Actually, that was the split-pea curry I had last night.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Thought I had smelt something fishy.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Write back and ask him what skillet he's referring to
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Just send back a reply: My skillet is huge, and well seasoned.
Explorans limites defectum
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Sounds like a temporary job, just a flash in the pan.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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Don't do it - sounds like you might be jumping out of the frying pan into the fire.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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That made me laugh! Now I feel even less special... 
Classic.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Slow Eddie wrote: "Lazy Recruiters". They don't take the time to re-read their e-mail before sending it.
I would agree!
Slow Eddie wrote: Spell checkers are evil but necessary as no on that came from school at any level in the past 30 years or so can spell worth a damn.
The word Skillet [^] was not misspelled, which is why it got through. (Thus the point of my post...)
Slow Eddie wrote: The puns you guys do are really bad. Please keep it up. 
A Code Project tradition, happy to oblige!
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I getting them now for warehouse worker and factory assembly line worker from some company I never heard of.
I heard recruiters are hitting the prisons now searching for talent.
If it ain't broke don't fix it
Discover my world at jkirkerx.com
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Hi,
I have made a new programming language.
Below link is a brief introduction about its aspects to save your time.
https://github.com/lynix94/orca-lang/blob/master/docs/10min.md
project page is below and you can find other resources in it.
https://github.com/lynix94/orca-lang/
Thanks for reading.
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Then you should write a proper article about it and post that.
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Oh thanks for your advice. I'll post article as soon as possible.
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If you want people to try a new language, you are going to have to do more than just say "I made a new one!"
You need to convince people that they should use it: and that means that it needs to be "better" at some things than the language they are currently using.
So tell us what it's like, why you thought it was needed; tell us what languages inspired it; what it's capable of; what frameworks it uses; what it's designed for.
In fact, write an article about it and publish that! Submit a new Article[^] That provides you with a much, much larger canvas to sell your language to me than a little text box like this. 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes you are right. That's why I made 10 minutes introduction file. But I'll add an more detail article about this. Thx.
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