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The article says: The 60-year-old comic sat down on a stool while breathing heavily, before falling silent for five minutes during his show on Thursday.
Hell, if he only died for five minutes, it is a joke.
Most people manage much longer.
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That no matter what, on any subject there will be at least two opinions in this world.
We (Me & my team) are fully convinced that Microsoft Azure's new portal (released 4* years back  ) is so much better.
It's cool and the usability of the portal is really good.
It's surprising to see these many complaints about the same.[^] to an extent to call it a complete disaster. 
What do you think?
(If you haven't used the old portal, it's okay, you could still share your opinion about the current one.)
Mainly the idea of Horizontally sliding windows, in multi-levels. The small crisp icons and fonts, the navigability, the dynamic dashboard metrics & the overall UX flow.
modified 12-Apr-19 9:35am.
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Nand32 wrote: That no matter what, on any subject there will be at least two opinions in this world.
I don't agree! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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That's because you are wrong.
I - of course - am right, even when I know nothing about the subject. Unless Herself has a contrary opinion, in which case I am wrong and so are you.
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If a man is making a statement in the middle of the woods and his wife is not there to hear it - Is he still wrong? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Johnny J. wrote: If a man is making a statement in the middle of the woods and his wife is not there to hear it - Is he still wrong maybe right?
FTFY
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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The absence of the one being right does not make you right. You are still wong
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Every time you talk to your wife, remind yourself "This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes".
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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According to the very special theory of relativity, these things only apply to your reference frame. In other words: You married her, so she's your problem. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You're wrong there!
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In his own reference frame every man is a king. Until he gets married. That's why I prefer to live in reference frames that have a gatehouse, a moat, a drawbridge and lot's of oil and firewood for those who still try to get in.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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He stops! He shoots! He scores! Ladies and Gentleman, Johnny J has done it again!
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I remember my ex boss.
If I said that I have implemented Solution 1, he would ask 'Why did you not implement Solution 2'.
If I said that I have implemented Solution 2, he would ask 'Why did you not implement Solution 1'.
Either way, I was the loser, and he was (apparently) the winner.
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I'm sure after that and it works your boss reports to his boss/customer "I had Amar implement Solution 1 because it was the best way."
... show me a boss that doesn't take the credit for the win?
But if it fails your boss washes his hands from the decision and Amar's in the sh*t.
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Right.
That's why, more often than not, I used to have a Design Tradeoff matrix*, indicating which is the better (or best of three or more) solution. While there was not necessarily a consensus on how that Matrix was filled, it kind of justified why a solution was chosen.
* Also called Pugh Matrix.
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I started using Azure about 4 years ago and resisted the new portal at first as I preferred the one I was used to. I've now forgotten what the old one was like. 
I think my customers would complain if I adopted that style of interface.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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>_ First serious comment registered. 
modified 12-Apr-19 9:51am.
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That complaint was posted in 2014. Is it still relevant to what you use today?
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Yeah, you see the latest hate comment there is dated February 7, 2019.
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You can always find a few people to hate anything.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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It does the job and it's fairly intuitive.
That said, some things could be better.
Like the side scrolling of blades.
Sometimes a blade fills the screen, other times it doesn't, sometimes the same blade.
There are a few different UIs for the same thing.
It's not all sunshine.
But I'm still a big fan of Azure
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Sander Rossel wrote: Sometimes a blade fills the screen, other times it doesn't, sometimes the same blade.
hmm, you have any quick thoughts about how it could be done better?
Sander Rossel wrote: But I'm still a big fan of Azure
 same here.
I feel, when MS or any other company/team put it a lot of effort in designing something usable, they deserve some applause.
I can tell you who are not liking the designs - The type of people that never like change 
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Nand32 wrote: hmm, you have any quick thoughts about how it could be done better?
Consistency is key.
And perhaps get rid of the side scrolling blades.
No one likes horizontal scrolling.
I don't think people scroll back to the left ON PURPOSE, but yet they do.
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