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Developers and operations managers will be among the most in-demand tech jobs in the coming decade, according to Knowledge Academy. Just ahead of janitors! W00!
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Just to get this straight:
A private school that makes all its money by getting people to sign up for its IT training courses is saying that the world (which its staff don't go out into, obviously) will need (after about as long as it takes to take an IT training course) lots more people who have taken IT training courses.
Wanna bet that, coincidentally, the IT training that will be most needed is the IT training that is given in classes of theirs that nobody is signing up for.
Wow!
That's important news!
Anyone know where I can sign up for an IT course?
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I like the 3; not 250,000 but 253,000!
(When peddling bullshit, you want precise, but not too precise, numbers. Picking an arbitrary date in the future also helps, just don't use 10 years since that would look fake.)
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Amazon today announced AWS DeepRacer, a fully autonomous 1/18th scale race car that aims to help developers learn machine learning. Sadly, no Bob-ombs
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Sadly, no Bob-ombs
And no replayability. Once it's learned how to drive, there's nothing left to do.
Especially in Italy, because once it's learned how to drive from an Italian, it'll only be good for the scrap heap.
There are lots of cheaper toys that are more fun.
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That's the ugliest RC car I've ever seen.
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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"Let's take a $100 RC car, put in some microchips, claim it's about AI, list the price at $399, but discount it to $250 so it sounds like a good deal. Ka-ching."
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Migrating too fast is risky business, Kaspersky Lab says. Who could have predicted this?
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Um...[^]
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OK, not counting you, me, and most reasoning individuals, who could have predicted this? 
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: OK, not counting you, me, and most reasoning individuals
I see that you wisely excluded 90-odd per cent of managers from your list.
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I regret that I can only click the upvote once on that one. (and I need a new keyboard now - I need to invest in one of those coffee-proof ones)
TTFN - Kent
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Does a developer really want to be called a builder? AWS sure wants to use builder especially as it pitches itself as a master tool provider for enterprises. "Time to get busy, such a lot to do: building and fixing till it's good as new"
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But can we fix it?
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More than a year after patches were released to thwart powerful NSA exploits that leaked online, hundreds of thousands of computers are unpatched and vulnerable. Universal Plug and Prey
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Akamai must be a good company to listen to, on such matters, as this search[^] shows.
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As a new research paper points out, ignoring the value of free products and services also means GDP may be missing a lot of value created in the form of free programming languages Just in the cost of buying new hardware to get better performance
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Good God, what utter nonsense!
Is it "Let's Make Ridiculous Statements and Act Like they're News!" day, or something?
A more interesting version of the article: Hey, Listen! We all pee a couple of times a day, but if we didn't, we'd be less efficient in our work, and that would filter through to have an effect on the GDP of whatever country we're not peeing in!
If the guy has just woken up to how GDP works, he should wait until he understands it a little better, before lecturing on it.
There have always been and will always be free things for writing code, whether they be languages, IDEs, or whatever else. Some became popular, and some didn't, that's all.
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You can go with Kotlin , ELM , Elixr and many more but I suggest you to look into Crystal as it seems more robust and promising Just in case you needed something else to fix all the problems in your life
I mean - ELM, Elixir, and Kotlin. Definitely great company, right? :eyeroll:
I won't try it - I developed a fear of things named "Crystal" in the past.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I won't try it - I developed a fear of things named "Crystal" in the past.
It took me ten minutes to click the reply non-button.
I was like a rabbit fluffy bunny frozen in the headlights.
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wait till one gets to the reports part !!!!
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Funny how lots of people's favourite issues of the Avengers were drawn by George Perez.
And Shooter was one of the better writers on the series, too (which says very little for the rest of the series).
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