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ummm, doesn't the screen saver pretty much do that without machine learning?
Throw in a few options for IDE type environments, (or perhaps a checklist 'if these are running flark off')
wtf is there to learn? it's just another excuse to get it wrong when all they really need to do is frigging ask?
Your computer is learning...
...it's now at the stage of a 2 year old kid - that'll teach you for dissing ms and never capitalising their name!
who the flock is microsuckass trying to kid with this sheti?
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Leslie by yours truly no less!
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Lopatir wrote: if these are running flark off'
Agreed! 
I'd rather be in control, not feel like my OS is wasting cycles spying on me. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Lopatir wrote: all they really need to do is frigging ask?
That's it right there. That's the only thing that should matter. No exception. Ever.
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Lopatir wrote: that'll teach you for dissing ms and never capitalising their name!
Mickeysoft?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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throw in the word artificial intelligence / machine learning / iot / digital to everything
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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damn! gonna have to throw out my washing machine
- it uses 'fuzzy logic' and no one sells that any more - guess that was a[nother] fail.
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i guess soon you can by the IoT, Machine Learning Enabled washing machine running Android with WiFi that will learn about how much you wash your clothes and adjust your washing cycles accordingly , also will have AI to detect what clothes you put it using computer vision....all from LG ...SmartWash your clothes
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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I read it in an opposing tone and thought it will force updates while in Use, I was like that is how it's like right now.
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I personally like the doggo's cut to look like lions.
Labrodoolelion
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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it's true and probably fake news...
- it was actually done a few years back (vaguely recall a small private zoo in China)
- so good chance this is the same story refreshed as new
(extranews.tv?? - would have expected BBC to verify this themselves, probably had their funding cut again!).
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If they did it with the lions, would that be "fake mews"? 
I've already got my coat.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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They used a dog for it, a Mastif. Must be one damned lazy dog if it is to act as a cat.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Pah! Amateurs![^]
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Totally SHOCKED by some inflated animals.
At the same time the meaning of the word shocked is being deflated.
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And we're back to "close enough for journalism majors" 
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You think floating bombs are bad? Wait until you sea mine!
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A mine is a terrible thing to waste
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you shore? can we talk a boat this?
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And a waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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I have the sinking feeling you torpedoed another ToTD. How much U-boat that you get responses, anyway?
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This bomb definitely did not float.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Whatcha talking about? I'm having a blast!
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