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Or will he launch a new car called a Space Wagon? 
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It will come with No Air Conditioning as standard equipment
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Vacuum Cleaner will be an option. Gets rid of all that nasty space dust and micro-meteors that collect in the carpet collectors.
Who wants dirty Vacuum?
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Oh goodie - an Elongated pun thread!
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Have you ever googled a very specific error, followed a few links, found a relevant page for your problem, then work your way down the page, trying different solutions with no joy...finally arriving at the last well written (and winning) solution and realizing that it's your own post from a few years ago!  I must be getting old!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Yep. 
Embarrassing, isn't it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yup, I've done this 
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A.
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Happened only once... but I'm still young
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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No, but I have come across old post of mine on CP from many years ago and thought how well reasoned they were.
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Yes, but the previous versions of myself are all strangers, now.
«... thank the gods that they have made you superior to those events which they have not placed within your own control, rendered you accountable for that only which is within you own control For what, then, have they made you responsible? For that which is alone in your own power—a right use of things as they appear.» Discourses of Epictetus Book I:12
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BillWoodruff wrote: previous versions of myself are all strangers
The discovered country, to whose bourn no traveller returns...
(With apologies to William Shakespeare)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It's just me, myself and I ... 
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I've googled for a problem and ended up reading my own article from a few years back
I thought I was supposed to go forward in knowledge, not back
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Just came across the movie and found it good...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I have to agree - I saw it a while ago, and thought it was excellent!
I have to say that the Oz and NZ film industries put Hollywood to shame: films with actual plots instead of "big names" and special effects. With the exception of "3 Billboards" of course - that felt "very antipodean" if you know what I mean!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes - a proof money can't make good movies...
It had a budget of about 3 million USD, while movies like that low-level Last Jedi had about 200 million...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yeah - you'd probably have to pay more than $3M just to get an actor as bad as Nicolas Cage in a hollywood movie.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Damn, I lived there, loved the place!
Must watch that movie now! 
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Actually it has nothing to do with Darwin...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Elephanting static electricity, can't even open a door, get in the car, or pet my cat without getting shocked! 
I'm shocked and dismayed.
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Try and buy plastic doorhandles 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You must be very attractive. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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