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Quote: I, Mudd
comes to mind
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Developers already have access to a number of tools that let them see how real-world users experience their websites, but until now they weren't able to see how their website user experience compared to others. Add more orange?
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Google wants to help developers make better websites
Greenfield the whole thing. Throw out HTML, CSS, Javascript, every MVM framework (yes, that means you, Angular), don't let corporations architect the new web and don't let open source people touch it.
I guess that pretty much leaves nobody. 
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Marc Clifton wrote: yes, that means you, Angular
I thought I was the only one that hated it.
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Nearly all big tech companies have an artificial intelligence project,
and they are willing to pay experts millions of dollars to help get it done. How about for the even more scarce, "Natural Intelligence" talent?
Hopefully not paywalled.
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A Dutch family has sold virtually all they own, including a business, their home, two cars and a motorbike and invested the takings in bitcoin just as the virtual currency is soaring to new heights. What's Dutch for, "Daddy needs a new pair of shoes"?
I could have sworn I had posted this one earlier
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The cobblers children have none.
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I just did something similar! I sold everything and bought 733048 lottery tickets. I expect to be a multi-millionaire by Wednesday night, but I'll probably parlay all of the winnings into next week's lottery and be even richer!
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Tulips were in a bubble; demand was already saturated while supplies kept growing. In the case of BC, it is not yet even a mainstream thing - the demand may actually grow if it can be used in more places to pay for something.
Meaning it has quite some room to grow in the current conditions. With all the fiat-currencies devaluing over time, crypto-currencies don't have an inflation-target, and is hence a theoretical better store of value.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: a theoretical better store of value
It's not a theory that I'm prepared to bet my house on.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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PeejayAdams wrote: It's not a theory that I'm prepared to bet my house on.
 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Kent Sharkey wrote: What's Dutch for, "Daddy needs a new pair of shoes"?
"Kids, get me two logs from the wood pile and my carving knife"? 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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"Daddy, it's getting cold in the house. Can I have some BitCoins to throw on the fire?"
"No! Those are increasing in value! Just bundle up some more!"
"How? You sold all of the blankets...."
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A new study published in the Journal of Psychopharmacology, conducted by researchers from the University of Liverpool, Maastricht University and King's College London, shows that bilingual speakers' ability to speak a second language is improved after they have consumed a low dose of alcohol. This might explain the Bitcoin story
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With high does I am able to speak in tongues.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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What they discovered is the fact that a lot of people have an inhibition to speaking foreign languages. Anything is worth funding if money is cheap 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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In a paper published Monday in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, the scientists report that they have created 12 healthy pigs with about 24 percent less body fat than normal pigs. Don't mess with the bacon
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Here in the U.S. we call them "dogs". 
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ROFLMAO. 
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Should not have less, but more fat. We don't eat pig to be healthy. We eat it because it is not a dry-tasting fatless piece of meat.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Mastercard technology is now available to developers who want to test their own blockchain solutions. "Priceless" (for now)
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Quote: The company is looking to spur on development in the B2B space, saying that its technology is designed to increase speed, transparency and costs in cross-border payments.
Suddenly it all makes sense. (emphasis mine)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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A suit filed Friday in the US District Court in Los Angeles by four South Korean banks alleges “massive fraud” with an outstanding debt of at least $230 million, and California-based electronic parts seller Newegg has been named as a defendant, along with wholesaler ASI Corporation and its officers. "Prepare yourself for an eggs-peditious defeat!"
I mention it as I know it's rather popular with a certain class of frugal shoppers.
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Regardless of the outcomes, someone ends up with egg on their face....
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