The Weird and The Wonderful

The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

Re: Enum num num

charlieg25-Oct-17 3:10

charlieg

25-Oct-17 3:10

I know enumerations, but I don't know why underscores would be special in them. Confused | :confused:

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Re: Enum num num

Duncan Edwards Jones25-Oct-17 4:24

Duncan Edwards Jones

25-Oct-17 4:24

They aren't in any way - it seems you know enumerations better than the person who wrote that code.

Re: Enum num num

OriginalGriff25-Oct-17 22:06

OriginalGriff

25-Oct-17 22:06

They are if you get the enum element name using ToString, and then Split it:

Dim h As HierarchycalEquitySeachType = HierarchycalEquitySeachType.SEDOL_ISIN_CUSIP___SEDOL_ISIN___SEDOL___ISIN___CUSIP
Dim HierarchycalEquitySeachType____Value As String = h.ToString()
Dim searchHierarchy As String() = HierarchycalEquitySeachType____Value.Split(New Char() {"_"C}, StringSplitOptions.RemoveEmptyEntries)

yOu then have the hierarchy you need.
Probably.

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Re: Enum num num

Bernhard Hiller25-Oct-17 23:08

Bernhard Hiller

25-Oct-17 23:08

Likely only partially correct. Looking at the comment above the enum definition and at its single member, I conclude that the first split to be done uses 3 underscores, afterwards each item gets split with a single underscore.

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Re: Enum num num

OriginalGriff26-Oct-17 0:15

OriginalGriff

26-Oct-17 0:15

No, the extra underscores are there for emphasis!

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Re: Enum num num

Brisingr Aerowing25-Oct-17 19:48

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25-Oct-17 19:48

I think we wondered about it the last time you posted that as well...[^]

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Re: Enum num num

Duncan Edwards Jones25-Oct-17 20:16

Duncan Edwards Jones

25-Oct-17 20:16

Good lord - it's worse that I thought!
(I should have fixed it back then....)

What the elephant did I just step in?

Dave Kreskowiak23-Oct-17 4:45

Dave Kreskowiak

23-Oct-17 4:45

Picture this. VB.NET code written by a newb that needs to be updated with some support for a new file format.

I'm looking at a single method that's 17 pages(!) long and doesn't return anything.

It contains NINETY EIGHT If statements. Some are chained together with ElseIf, some are nested down to five levels deep.

There is lots of this:

VB.NET

    If condition-expression Then
        ' Do nothing
    ElseIf condition-expression Then
        If condition-expression Then
            ' Empty block
        Else
            ' Holy elephant, do something here!
        EndIf
    ElseIf condition-expression Then
        ' Holy elephant, do something here!
    ElseIf condition-expression Then
        ' Yeah, another empty block here too!
    Else
        ' Oh! And this block is empty too.
End If

Shoot me. Please. I beg of you.

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Re: What the elephant did I just step in?

madwilliamflint23-Oct-17 4:48

madwilliamflint

23-Oct-17 4:48

So do you guys really have no process for vetting noobcode?

Re: What the elephant did I just step in?

Dave Kreskowiak23-Oct-17 5:34

Dave Kreskowiak

23-Oct-17 5:34

This isn't a production app. It's a tool that's used by a couple of teams, and no, there was no cuh thing a vetting.

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Re: What the elephant did I just step in?

raddevus23-Oct-17 5:21

raddevus

23-Oct-17 5:21

Wait!
I think I know that guy who wrote that method.
I mean, there couldn't be two people in the world that would do that could there? Unsure | :~

I thought he was drummed out of development years ago though.

EDIT
Oh, wait, our guy didn't use methods.
He wrote all of his code copy/past style and it was something like 20 pages long too.
It was the same for loop copy pasted over and over.
And, it was in prod and it finally failed in the for loop.
So Instead of fixing it in one place... Dead | X|

Yes, I'm serious.

EDIT 2
And I should mention -- and I'm not kidding -- he was a MCSD. Fantastic test taker, I'm sure. Hmmm | :|

Re: What the elephant did I just step in?

Dave Kreskowiak23-Oct-17 5:36

Dave Kreskowiak

23-Oct-17 5:36

Quote:
he was a MCSD. Fantastic test taker, I'm sure.

I is all book smarts and stuff now. Laugh | :laugh:

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Re: What the elephant did I just step in?

Rob Grainger10-Dec-17 12:43

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10-Dec-17 12:43

I've been a professional programmer for over 30 years, and can assure you that there are many, many folk who produce that kind of cruft.

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Re: What the elephant did I just step in?

MarkTJohnson23-Oct-17 6:49

MarkTJohnson

23-Oct-17 6:49

You owe it to yourself and those that follow to refactor that thing. Otherwise, the next If Then you add might cause the compiler to wave the white flag with a "Nesting too deep" error.

Seen it, done it. At least the doesn't have goto's does it? Mine had that too.

Re: What the elephant did I just step in?

Bernhard Hiller23-Oct-17 22:49

Bernhard Hiller

23-Oct-17 22:49

MarkTJohnson wrote:
goto

You mean something like:

If condition-expression Then
    ' Do nothing
ElseIf condition-expression Then
    If condition-expression Then
        ' Empty block
    Else
        ' Holy elephant, do something here!
        ...
        Goto Step123
    EndIf
ElseIf condition-expression Then
    ' Holy elephant, do something here!
    ...
    :Step123
    ...
    Goto Step234
ElseIf condition-expression Then
    ' Yeah, another empty block here too!
Else
    ' Oh! And this block is empty too.
End If
...
:Step234
...
Goto Step123

Oh yeah, that's much more interesting!

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Re: What the elephant did I just step in?

Sander Rossel24-Oct-17 0:04

Sander Rossel

24-Oct-17 0:04

I know the feeling.
And in SQL too.

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Re: What the elephant did I just step in?

Nagy Vilmos24-Oct-17 1:03

Nagy Vilmos

24-Oct-17 1:03

I could swap your VB with some MATLAB I've got hanging around here.

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Re: What the elephant did I just step in?

AlphaDeltaTheta31-Oct-17 8:06

AlphaDeltaTheta

31-Oct-17 8:06

I'm having the same issue here, just the code is in JS.

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Re: What the elephant did I just step in?

Rob Grainger5-Nov-17 22:36

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5-Nov-17 22:36

Paid by the line?

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English question

megaadam12-Oct-17 3:26

megaadam

12-Oct-17 3:26

What verb describes the act of using the phonetic alphabet? (ie: Alpha, Romeo, Foxtrot etc)

Thanks

[EDIT: Ooops seems like I misposted, should've been the Lounge Hmmm | :|

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Re: English question

den2k8812-Oct-17 3:31

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12-Oct-17 3:31

Idioting?

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Re: English question

megaadam12-Oct-17 3:42

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12-Oct-17 3:42

Idioting is when you deliberately misunderstand a question.

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Re: English question

den2k8812-Oct-17 3:46

den2k88

12-Oct-17 3:46

I thought that willfully misunderstaning was ElizabethBenneting...

(I forgot the joke question. And yes, I am skilled in idioting... a Master Idiot, I think).

Re: English question

peterkmx12-Oct-17 6:35

peterkmx

12-Oct-17 6:35

Funny answer ... don't be too demanding for yourself

Re: English question

PeejayAdams12-Oct-17 3:37

PeejayAdams

12-Oct-17 3:37

The verb depends on what you're using it for (spelling, reciting, memorising etc.) You could then combine said verb with an adverb such as phonetically or acrophonically (e.g. "He spelled out the word acrophonically") but that wouldn't necessarily point to the NATO alphabet without further qualification.

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