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So I met this pretty girl at a bar last night.
Talked a bit and when the bar closed she asked if I came to her place.
Of course I went with her and things were looking good.
So when we came at her place she went into the kitchen for some drinks and after a minute or so she said "Hey, can you help me for a sec? There's this jar I can't open."
I said "No problem, just download and install Java."
Needless to say I slept home alone after that 
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Oh well, you're smart. That's good. 
Better *uck next time. 
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Try it next time with she's sharp 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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No inner join for you! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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You should debug and updaet your social skills dictionary. And dont hesitate to contact her again. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Eh, if she didn't get the joke, she isn't worth keeping around anyway!
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I took some pictures during Vivid Sydney light festival. An amateur photographer's clicks. Hope you like them.
Vivid Sydney 2017[^]
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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WOW!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Cool! Excellent shots.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Message Closed
modified 24-Jun-17 2:12am.
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WTF, another plagiarised post.
Something wrong with this guy? Almost as mental as that pompey git.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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khanhhoangon wrote: Every new post, since a very long time
Dude, you've been here an hour and yours was the first non-code post I've seen in a very long time that was formatted in a code block...a post that was not even your own! Well, what have you to say for yourself?
Or maybe you're just trying to annoy us more, hmm?
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I think it is a result of pasting their questions rather than typing them, and then they don't understand the "paste" dialog they get. It's a good indicator, if you lack the computer skills to past text into a textbox unformatted then how can you possible figure out the solution to your issues?
Why they are pasting is the next issue....obvious many are just pasting their homework straight from the source, but I think others are pasting their question from somewhere else they have asked like SO etc.
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So I am now running the pre-release evaluation version of the 2017 Fall Creator's Update of Windows 10, and everything seems just dandy (so far). I notice some nice features in Edge, like the ability to "set aside" tabs for quick recall later. I did not see this in the old Edge.
Are there any other brave souls out there in the same boat?
modified 17-Jun-17 11:50am.
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I've just gotten through the update to the first CU. It rendered my laptop useless for almost an hour and a half. As a warning to others, if given the choice do not install this update if you are in a hurry!...and now I see another restart is required. 
Honestly, I don't really see anything new with this update that interests me. I just want to get my work done. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I noticed three issues with the very latest release:
1) There is an update for SiverLight that keeps re-installing again and again - ad-infinitum. It never succeeds.
2) When you plug in an external USB drive, there is no pop-up Windows Explorer window.
3) When you try to use the snip tool, it takes an awful long time to open, like about 5 seconds.
The issues have been reported to MS. I have gone back to the main Windows 10 version. I will be patient and wait till the next release is more stable.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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You seem to be new on CP, so I will give you a bit of advice: Do not plagiarize others! Your message is a word-for-word copy of an earlier post that I made:
The Lounge[^]
You will not last long copying the words of others.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Damn, I totally missed that...was wondering why OP was in a code block, but that was answered with the next post. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I'd understanding plagiarizing coding articles, but lounge messages? That's gotta be a new low...
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We're lucky he didn't just take a screen shot and post that instead
- seems these days all newbies do that when posting code in Q&A and in SO too
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Since he's new and it was only a Lounge message, I decided to cut him some slack with only a warning. I did not report him. Hopefully he'll take notice.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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He might be a social media message bot! Just copying other messages and re-posting them to establish a reputation.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Yup! I will keep monitoring his posts.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Quote: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery?
Flattery just makes me suspicious! It gets you nowhere.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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