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Quote: Everything you learned at school will be obsolete in six months.
That's rather optimistic. Surely it should be, "Everything you learned at school was obsolete ten years ago"? 
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That so resembles the place where I work that it's sad rather than funny.
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I own a small plumbing company. I answer an emergency call today from some guy whining about water in his utility room and not being able to get WiFi. I explain that I'm on a job and will be there around 4pm. He howls about wrenches and rude neighbors and sputters about his WiFi again so I tell him I'll drop everything and get right out. I hope the home-bound retiree I'm leaving without water will be OK.
When I arrive the homeowner is in his bath robe and is still ranting like a fiend. Eventually he shows me his utility room where I find a corroded dielectric union. I tell him the best solution is to replace the union but I'll need to shut-off his water and drain the tank to do it properly since the water heater was installed improperly and I'll have to modify his supply. Total job cost is $600.
Dude almost passed out! Started screaming about how he "installed the water heater myself 3 years before and how dare I tell him it's wrong. $600 is highway robbery!"
Then he had the nerve to ask me to borrow a wrench! Idiot!
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Funny story. Only about 3/5ths wrong, especially the part about DIY WH install.
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: 3/5ths
This is 1/6th wrong. 
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LOL.
Touché.
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So while investigating why my home wired network was not working, I discovered the switch was off due to a breaker being thrown because of water in my utility room from my water heater spraying water from a fitting. Not having a wrench handy (and my neighbors not answering phones) I called a plumber. They wanted $600. I told them "No!". I eventually got a wrench and tightened what turned out to be a loose fitting (the dielectric union had come loose).
All of which took 30 seconds.
Idiot. Had he said $50, I would have said "Do it". He looked genuinely surprised when I said "No" and acted kinda awkward as if he'd never had that experience before.
Grrr.
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Ah, the joys of home ownership. Sigh.
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The joys of emergency plumbing... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Foothill wrote: Ah, the joys of home ownership. Sigh.
kids today.
Once needed some plumbing work done moving a toilet a few feet over.
Quotes starting at $2000 plus whatever the builder would charge for his part of the work.
Final cost, about $150 (including new toilet set) and about an hour on google.
not hard at all. (And because the move was under 4 feet no permit or certified plumber was actually required.)
Next job was electrics, found out the original "certified" electrician had crossed the wires to the fluorescent lights - why they used to glow at night when switched off. Easy stuff.
Also done floors, framed walls (only cheat was pre-fabed framing direct from supplier - cheap), stair cases, complete bathroom, ceiling tiles, fences, window glass, brick work, basic mechanical.
Tradesmen don't cost a fortune because the work is hard,
rather they are 100% preying on laziness. (it's all on google, no excuses.)
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Lopatir wrote: Quotes starting at $2000...
How much of that was materials?
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At a guess, about $150... 
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Yep, done all that. And as a result have respect for those who choose that as their day job, day-in-day-out. It may be simple to do, as in not complicated, but it's not easy work.
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Lopatir wrote: they are 100% preying on laziness. (it's all on google, no excuses.)
I myself am working towards never needing to hire a 'professional' when it comes to home repair and improvement. First step was spending 3 days over the Memorial Day weekend building a workbench in my garage. It was about $650 in materials but the thing is very sturdy. It has a peg board, its own independent power panel, and several stand-alone 20A circuits. It ate up most of the holiday and it was hard work but it's done now and I can now start working on more ambitious projects. 
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Maybe it won't wind up like my workbench...covered with junk and nowhere to work! 
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My workbench is clean as a whistle - because I never get near the thing!
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House rules: For every project you do, you get to buy a new tool.
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I like that rule. With this project, I finally got to use my Christmas present[^].
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Very nice, have one I used to saw crown molding, a thumb and 2 fingers.
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Lopatir wrote: preying on laziness
or preying on people that don't want to spend 3 days doing something that could be done by someone, who knows what they are doing, in a couple of hours.
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I can handle most of the basics myself...
But some stuff I rely on the abilities of others within my small community. As a member of the local Volunteer FD I have access to plumbers, electricians, masons, and any other of the other "construction" trades that I need. And I am more than happy to share my IT and other abilities with them.
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Did you try turning the water heater off then back on again?
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Glad your DIY adventure with a water heater turned out better than mine! (which I still consider to be one of the dumbest things I've ever done...as an adult)
Hint: it involved changing out an element without draining the tank.
Another hint: it didn't end well. I can laugh about it now. I posted here when it happened and will have to find it now.
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kmoorevs wrote: without draining the tank
That must've been a mess!
kmoorevs wrote: it didn't end well.
So, you still don't have a water heater?![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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