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And it's definitely one Leslie hasn't told me before:
Q: What do you call a frenchman wearing rubber sandals?
A: Phillipe Phillope
Boom-Tish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Here... your coat and your hat. 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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He will also need a Phillipe Phillope, won't he? 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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0. Go down to the beach (in your flip-flops or not).
1. Find a short pier.
2. Take a long walk.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: 1. Find a short pierpierre.
FTFY 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Does a French cake contain allemands ?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Only after they've been Bosched
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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This really shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did!
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Take a long walk with a short Pierre? I'm not sure I'd encourage that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Rubber sandals?
Frenchmen?
Only one logical conclusion: a six-hour art video on the steps to foot fetishism and other deviant behavior.
Nailed it!
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Come back, Griff. All is forgiven.
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I just had a call from a customer who needs a few things done quickly and it's going to be me who will have to do them. My apologies, but I will not have the time to think up something for the CCC and I don't want to grab the first thing I find with Google. With my luck it would probably be a L(eslie)CCC.
And tonight, when everything is over, I'm going to do the same as William Shatner and (in elongation) Captain Kirk do on this date: Eat some birthday cake.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's OK.
Just make the documentation for your changes as cryptic as you can, and we'll mark it as a win.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Thanks. As if that thing was not cryptic enough already. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Party time?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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New helicopter time. 
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Don't tempt me[^].
Except for it not being new and shiny and no 'Dominator' in the name, my old 'Rex is still perfectly ok.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Not quite. Programming time, but there is still a weekend comming up...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Happy birthday!
Take the missing CCC as a present
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Thanks!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Hi,
I could do with some help in understanding how the different kernels know what CPU they are talking to etc. if i have a windows or Linux disk,i can install them on different computers with different CPU types etc. how do they know what they are talking to ? do they have a place in memory where all the different CPU drivers live and it runs through trying them until it work ?!
I could do with an explanation which carries on from where the bios has finished running its POST test and now loads the OS?? this is where things get fuzzy for me
Thank you for your help
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The problem is that you are asking for a few books worth of explanation...
In nutshell - The Lounge is not for such...
In more details - OS has a hardware specific core and other parts (mostly in C) are compiled to fit the CPU architecture, so when you install the same OS on different platforms, you are actually installing different binaries...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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hey,
hey i understand, just looking for some pointers in right direction
so are you saying the OS is read from the disk and compiled there and then to work with that specific architecture? that kinda makes sense
thank you
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No, the OS source is compiled and linked according to its target system. The final binaries will then be written to an installation disk. But that installation disk will not load if you try it on the wrong hardware.
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