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This was posted a month or so ago: Using Python to Code by Voice - YouTube[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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That's great! Now they just have to find a solution for the other major SO disability: Unable to think 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Now they just have to find a solution for the other major SO disability: Unable to think
Easier said than done. QA here is a dumpsterfire for the same reason.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Yeah, well, but that could be completely avoided if somebody would just Send the codez plzzzz! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 22-Mar-17 10:04am.
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Well with ms and google doing ai won't need devs:
- the next version of vs will bing it's own solutions and produce more kindergarten style store apps,
- all it'll take is one bright spark to switch the search engine to google and voilà: end of the need for devs ... and all other humans
Sin tack
the any key okay
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They should have asked how many had marked a question they didn't know the answer to as 'off topic'.
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And it's definitely one Leslie hasn't told me before:
Q: What do you call a frenchman wearing rubber sandals?
A: Phillipe Phillope
Boom-Tish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Here... your coat and your hat. 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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He will also need a Phillipe Phillope, won't he? 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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0. Go down to the beach (in your flip-flops or not).
1. Find a short pier.
2. Take a long walk.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: 1. Find a short pierpierre.
FTFY 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Does a French cake contain allemands ?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Only after they've been Bosched
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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This really shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did!
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Take a long walk with a short Pierre? I'm not sure I'd encourage that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Rubber sandals?
Frenchmen?
Only one logical conclusion: a six-hour art video on the steps to foot fetishism and other deviant behavior.
Nailed it!
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Come back, Griff. All is forgiven.
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I just had a call from a customer who needs a few things done quickly and it's going to be me who will have to do them. My apologies, but I will not have the time to think up something for the CCC and I don't want to grab the first thing I find with Google. With my luck it would probably be a L(eslie)CCC.
And tonight, when everything is over, I'm going to do the same as William Shatner and (in elongation) Captain Kirk do on this date: Eat some birthday cake.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's OK.
Just make the documentation for your changes as cryptic as you can, and we'll mark it as a win.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Thanks. As if that thing was not cryptic enough already. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Party time?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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New helicopter time. 
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Don't tempt me[^].
Except for it not being new and shiny and no 'Dominator' in the name, my old 'Rex is still perfectly ok.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Not quite. Programming time, but there is still a weekend comming up...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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