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Do you make anti-freeze by stealing her blanket?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What kind of sheet is that? Shawl be mad about it in any case.
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I think this has been debuncled.
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Get out of her bedroom you pervert!
Hogan
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Not necessarily; you might make her boil over. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Did you have a sex change? You're anticlimactic.
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I have to admit that I'm thoroughly enjoying SAK's latest articles. Methinks he's found his calling here - the C++ stuff is incredibly useful. His latest, on threading, is currently being used to simplify some rather more complex code I had.
This space for rent
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: His latest, on threading
So IOW it's a thread on threading: recursive?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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No, just self-referential. 
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So he should stick to writing and stay away form the QA forum 
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Whatever we think of him personally, there is no doubt his technical ability is well above average.
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It was clear he has only problem with his human interface... never lacked knowledge...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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An elephant and a rhinoceros, were sitting in a tree.
Quietly they spoke, so neither woke
The law of gravity
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The boy stood on the burning deck,
His pocket full of crackers.
A spark flew up his trouser leg,
And paralysed his ... I'll stop there.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck.
She put them on the mantelpiece,
To see if they would Elephant.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mary had a little pussy,
The hairs were dark as charcoal,
So all the boys would go round the back,
To take her up the....
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I just found this in a comment to a news article I was reading:
Quote: The problem with something "foolproof" is that new and improved types of fools are being made every day.
That comment was prophetic. The article was about a train accident here last year. It turned out that the fool involved was the dispatcher who was too busy playing with his phone instead of looking what happens on the tracks.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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A computer computed the square root of two.
The answer is "two to the one-over-two".
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I like cider,
cider makes me sh*ts myself,
when I sh*ts myself people may me money to stay away,
with that money I buy cider,
I like cider.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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The boy stood on the burning deck,
Playing a game of cricket.
The ball rolled up his trouser leg
And hit his middle wicket.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Little birdie in the sky
Dropped a turdy in my eye
Gee I'm glad that cows can't fly.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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when cows get sick they can project ....
and after eating clover even explode (but not so much in the manner holywood movies portray)
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the any key okay
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Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
But never seen her bear.
The boy stood on the burning deck
Whence all but he had fled
Twit!
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