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A absolutely stunning 23 year old long haired brunette in a micro-miniskirt, fishnet stockings, only a white leotard on top - for "pair programming" - to which, at that point, I'd definitely begin to reevaluate.
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To quote Hans Gruber: It's Christmas .... It's the time of miracles.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: micro-miniskirt,
A belt?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: A belt?
A Belt? A Vinyl Skirt? If things go as one hopes, who could tell the difference?
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Exactly what I meant. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Teamviewer, skype, webcams ...
Any replacement for that would be great.
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... a logic analyzer, the 'all you can solder' subscription for electronic parts and circuit boards and a really nerdy website where other people hang around who just love to solder together their own hardware and then run some code on it.
This particular little project already is coming along, even without Santa.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Walls. Walls gundammit! And again walls. And doors.
Open space sucks, sucks harder and sucks up to create total void and then more.
Open space surrounded by hotline operators and sales department is a whole new kind of hellish punishment. Probably in my past life I was a grindcore musician and now I have to suffer all the noise I created. I see no other explanation.
As a secondary gift: honest colleagues instead of cowardly poisonous carnivore weasels. Or a flamethrower and a 24 hours license to kill, in alternative.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Yep, I too dwell in open-plan Hell.
Whichever idiot thought up open-plan offices certainly wasn't someone who was expected to think for a living.
If PeejayAdams ever spoke about himself in the third person, I would not vote for PeejayAdams.
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A super easy deployment tool that works in ALL scenarios and NEVER fails! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Family to endly learn how to (whatever basics you want to put in here) 
Tons of coffee and bacon
And... why not? A new version of CListCtrl 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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...and fairly compensated work completed during weekends. 
Mislim, dakle jeo sam.
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It takes about a minute to start up VS2015, then another minute to start up a project.
Opening a simple text file takes seconds.
The GitHub client is even slower.
I can't play any games newer than, let's say, 2012.
And sometimes the entire computer just freezes up for 5 to 10 seconds.
Please Santa, end my misery and get me a new computer 
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can you play videogames at work? 
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Who said anything about work?
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I had a small miracle. Under my desk sat an older I7 with 32 gig. RAM which died almost a year ago. It just did not boot or do much at all, not even the BIOS gave any lifesigns. I already was about to throw it out and made one last try to boot it. Started up as if nothing ever happened.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And now put your broken watch on your television while I beam some positive thoughts into it... 
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Nah. Go to the junkyard and use your powers to revive a suitable PC.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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In 1 or 5 weeks I'll be Santa Claussing myself a new PC.
* i5 6600
* 16 GB of DDR4 2400 CL15
* Geforce 1050Ti OC 4GB
* 240 GB SSD + 2TB HDD
Should run fine for a good while.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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This would help our nerves and the environment.
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All things are just temporary.
So Nothing...
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but I wish Santa would deliver a heaping load of common sense to Microsoft.
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Yeah ... but would they exist if they had even just a smidgen of common sense?
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