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It takes about a minute to start up VS2015, then another minute to start up a project.
Opening a simple text file takes seconds.
The GitHub client is even slower.
I can't play any games newer than, let's say, 2012.
And sometimes the entire computer just freezes up for 5 to 10 seconds.
Please Santa, end my misery and get me a new computer 
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can you play videogames at work? 
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Who said anything about work?
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I had a small miracle. Under my desk sat an older I7 with 32 gig. RAM which died almost a year ago. It just did not boot or do much at all, not even the BIOS gave any lifesigns. I already was about to throw it out and made one last try to boot it. Started up as if nothing ever happened.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And now put your broken watch on your television while I beam some positive thoughts into it... 
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Nah. Go to the junkyard and use your powers to revive a suitable PC.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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In 1 or 5 weeks I'll be Santa Claussing myself a new PC.
* i5 6600
* 16 GB of DDR4 2400 CL15
* Geforce 1050Ti OC 4GB
* 240 GB SSD + 2TB HDD
Should run fine for a good while.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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This would help our nerves and the environment.
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All things are just temporary.
So Nothing...
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but I wish Santa would deliver a heaping load of common sense to Microsoft.
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Yeah ... but would they exist if they had even just a smidgen of common sense?
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