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No, he was looking for Dr. Watt's son! 
That reminded me of the time my grandma asked me if I liked Ritz. I said 'sure doesn't everyone like Ritz?' The next morning for breakfast, she brought me bowl of corn mush! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Only in the Voltaire version....
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Shockingly bad. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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To be fair...
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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Resistors are futile!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You currently seem to have a capacity to discharge an endless current of puns.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Without any potential impedance, these puns will continue their short circuit at CP. Switching to the polar opposite point of view, I must ask: wire you doing this?
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Anode a lot of things, and that is one of them
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dynamo, ergo ohm.
(I work, therefore I resist)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Would Dr. Wattson ask him: is that a clue ohms?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Just saying... 
That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. ~ Tyrion Lannister
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Well, that stopped it alright !!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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To be fair this is not the first time.
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And to be fair, it's not going to be the last either...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That was a good game. Not as good as Leisure Suit Larry but enjoyable in its own way.
This space for rent
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Dang, just when you have forgotten something. 
Only played the text version.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Lemmings i.e. a bunch of gombies[^].
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Oh-No!  :BANG:
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It's enough to make you want to jump off a cliff
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Local street fair starts tomorrow. You do not need to know that but "To be fair" got old.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Is it in Scarborough[^]?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Cannot watch at work, however being old as dirt, I do not need parsley, sage, rosemary or thyme. (give me bacon!)
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Not even the very friendly lion called Parsley?
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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