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Car dangles from power lines after Tennessee crash | Fox News[^]
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Officials wrote: no indication alcohol or drugs were involved in the crash.
So...just total stupidity then? 
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Either that, or she saw someone texting, and lost control of the car while trying to call it in to the Oberleutnant
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wrote: just total stupidity then?
Or mad skills. You try and do it intentionally. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Sure!
Can I borrow your car?
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As a kid, I remember wondering if it were possible. It reminds me of a scene from 'The Gods Must be Crazy'. Anybody know what I'm referring to? 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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So you're the one that watched that film? 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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kmoorevs wrote: 'The Gods Must be Crazy'. Anybody know what I'm referring to?
I vaguely remember the film - is it the one where a pilot throws a coke bottle out of a light aircraft and some chap on the ground picks it up(or does it hit him on the head?)?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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That's the one. I can't remember if it hits him in the head, but the tribe eventually associate bad events with it's arrival. The gist of the film is an indigenous chap's journey to return the bottle to the 'gods' in the nearest city. The scene in question was the result of a land rover getting winched from a river or something and pulling itself up into a tree.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Oh, come on Fox. Where's the punchline ...?
News on the wire is that the driver is recovering from shock!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Many car accidents don't just happen. They are caused by angels. Elect angels orchestrate them. In this case angels induced the events to bring attention to ball lightening. Spirits (dark matter) when charged float around for a time visibly.
Snakes often get caught in electric fences and suffer for days. These power lines were acting in this role.
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You really have got to stop smoking / swallowing / injecting that stuff, you know...
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Why? I think it descrbes the probable sequence of events perfectly.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Go back to guzzling that fluoride and aspratame
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Damn! Where's my tinfoil hat??!!?
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Hopefully, you posted it to him... 
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Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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That's rather harsh.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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His inate trollishness is coming through, I see...
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regerteast wrote: drugs hippie profile picture
By that measure 99% (including you) of users here would fit your well thought out description.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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regerteast wrote: Elect angels orchestrate them.
In this case it was more likely Electric Angels. 
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What's George W Bush got to do with this? Was he driving?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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