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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: I'm fine...
Good to know, because we were really wondering...  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I just had the very same issue this morning and five minutes later I saw the comic...And was thinking of Sid from Ice Age (I)...
Quote: Sid: I'm fine, I'm fine... I'm gonna die...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It's almost as if ZURB Foundation for Emails[^] doesn't exist! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I remember those days of web development.  Everything was fine until you started testing on those older browsers. Yuck. Never again.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Oh come on... HTML tables rule! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Quote: HTML tables rule
Rule what? The dark side of The Force?
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Indeed, a practitioner must master the fundamentals.
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I always find it interesting that when designers want a grid they use insanely complicated floating divs instead of, you know, just using a grid element (aka TABLE).
A table reflows, a table ensures cells heights are equal, a table handles borders easily, and yes, a table can be responsive[^].
Tables get a bad rap because they are used for element positioning / text flow (see discussion[^]), because in the early days they stopped page rendering[^], because of concerns about bandwidth, and because of responsive design issues.
At this point I feel all the technical arguments of DIVs vs Tables are moot: bandwidth isn't as much of an issue, rendering speed is rarely an issue, and tables can be made responsive. Tables should not be used to handle element positioning, but I don't understand why there's such a push to use DIVs instead of TABLEs to render tabular data.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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The best (worst? most elephanted?) bit of that is the blogs MS pushes out via RSS often puke in outlook. Clearly they need to eat more of their own dogfood after the dog has vomited it back up again.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Anthony Reis: “You get to your first dairy and you’re missing half your inventory.” [^]
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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Why worry when the thieves obviously did not even know what they stole? And the bulls hopefully got another round left in their magazines, so why not prepare a new delivery and everything is well?
I would not worry too much if some illiterates almost accidentally stole my code along with a few cat videos.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: when the thieves obviously did not even know what they stole
Did you get that conclusion with your psychic powers ? At this point, I don't think we can exclude a targeted operation by a foreign intelligence service, or organized jism smugglers, with careful planning to make the theft look a crime of opportunity.
And, I wouldn't rule out North Korea: I mean, look at the thing that Kim has for Dennis Rodman.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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Those who know don't talk, those who talk don't know. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Over 70 to 75 percent of all cattle in the U.S. is inseminated artificially
Talk about taking the fun out of it. 
Marc
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The robber sure had some spunk.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Isn't that predicted for the day after tomorrow?
Yesterday my pal in NY told me that the media (as always) have greatly exaggerated the storm.
Just got off the phone with him. He is snowed in even though they plowed the roads earlier in the day. And once again he was lamenting not having bought an emergency generator.
I invited him to move to a place with a proper climate. He swore at me. Several times.
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El Paso. Go to El Paso, and as a bonus you get to wear a Stetson.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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El Paso? Nah, Phoenix, but leave your racist T-shirts at home, we don't want them here.
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The only shirt I have left from my time in El Paso says 'RakSLw'. The only thing that may be remotely racist about it is the Hawk missile that's also printed on it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's even been snowing here in N. FL and the temps have been dropping all day. Went out for a couple of hours and hauled some firewood and did about a 2 mile hike. Going to be in it all day tomorrow on a work hike. Dress for success has taken on a whole other meaning!
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North Finland ? I grew up in Gainesville; it never snowed 
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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It probably come close to snowing there yesterday.
My sons going to school there and I'm going there this weekend for a Florida Trail conference.
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Nice snowstorm.
I miss really snowstorms; when that happens, I usually go take long walks in the snow.
Looking at the maps, it is really concentrated over the DC/NY area.
We, in southern QC, had nice sunshine all day.
I'd rather be phishing!
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