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Is Santa always so happy because he knows where all the naughty girls live?
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An he never shares, that fat old b*rd.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Personally, I think it is pretty elvish of him not to share.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Is Santa always so happy because he knows where all the naughty girls live?
I gave him a list, I think he's checking it twice. 
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I must admit, I do prefer Kevin "Bl*ddy" Wilson's Christmas song "Ho Ho Elephanting Ho" (but I'm not linking to that in the Lounge!)
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OriginalGriff wrote: I must admit, I do prefer Kevin "Bl*ddy" Wilson's Christmas song "Ho Ho Elephanting Ho" (but I'm not linking to that in the Lounge!)
Cause he's a greedy bastard, one Ho should be enough!
Merry Christmas OG!
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Of course he is, who else can go around saying ho ho ho and not be considered a pimp?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'd really like a peek at this list, I would...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Apparently the requirement for the rest of the clothes was implied 
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I had exactly the same issue in a "Clean socks only" party...
I never finish anyth
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Close enough?[^]
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Good grief! Is there nothing that you can't squeeze that franchise into?
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Not me! And they apparently took it to the letter[^]
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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I'd recommend a purple dress to go with the black tie 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Awkward, isn't it? 
Will Rogers never met me.
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I have CDO. It's exactly the same as OCD, except that the letters are in the correct sequence - as they should be.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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It is typical of people with MHD (Mustang Horsepower Disorder) that they are also OCD, quick-tempered, and possessors of arsenals, although there is significant debate in the psychiatric community about the degrees of correlation. Some would argue that it is the consequence of ending up in poverty thanks to the amount spent on Mustang enhancements that explains the correlations hypothesized.
cheers, Bill
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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It mstu be a ervy dilm aces ehnt!
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Excuse me, but this is the Lounge. We are small endian here.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Ah, my old sig[^] makes a welcome return.
This space for rent
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No No No it's OCD OCD OCD!
Merry Christmas John!
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Just curious. I know I do.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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What time of year it is?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Presidential primaries.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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