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Thanks, let me check that MS KB "hack"! 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Perhaps you are just really boring 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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No it's pulled towards the bed frequently , you still think I'm boring. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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... or of the night, actually. Its nearly 2am here 
i was declared but never used.
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The story of my life I tell ya, I don't get no respect!
Reference: Rodney Dangerfield[^]
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Sweet dreams .... Hope you never ((get) (ab)use(d)).
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Not likely, I still have to make this POS DSP code build without throwing insane errors. 
(and POS has nothing to do with point of sales )
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Stoopid stoopid thing. Cant even get grammar nor capitalization right.
Life is too shor
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That's what she said.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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The best error message I can remember was "this error cannot happen".
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lol, excellent one
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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We got a phone call from a client, and they said the error message read:
Houston, we have a problem!
We had to scan the code, and it said it should NEVER happen.
The other one I will always remember:
Maybe you no run on right system!
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Kirk 10389821 wrote: Houston, we have a problem!
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Superb 
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I always liked the one I got once that told me to call my IBM sales person to purchase more memory. It even helpfully included the 800 number. This was on the IBM 3090 -- my virtual machine had run out of memory.
That was also the OS that would issue syntax error on line YYY errors when you gave bad arguments to command line commands.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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The one that made me laugh so much that I screen-cap'd it and posted it on my office door as a personal moniker:
"Catastrophic Failure"
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I am always forced to check if the file contains my source code whenever I see the message:
"This file was generated by a tool"
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I know if the file contains any of MY source code then the message would be:
"This file was generated by a fool"
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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That would be cool  
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I no longer mind being used, so long as it feels good. Being unused, though, is just a waste of excellence.
Will Rogers never met me.
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That's seriously deep.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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The guys I work with deliberately create unreferenced variables in order to generate compiler warnings:
int Somebody_needs_to_review_this_before_release; rather than use
#pragma message("Somebody needs to review this before release"); 
Software Zen: delete this;
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