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Spybot Search & Destroy[^]
It's a serious product despite it's name. And it's for free if you're a private person. (Donationware actually, you decide what you want to pay)
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I'd say that's a pretty serious name.
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Well, to me that name sounds like one of those ripoff programs that Mr Gustafson has encountered.
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In AI, I understand that A stands for artificial, but can't imagine what I stands for...For sure not for intelligence...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: but can't imagine what I stands for
Idiot? 
Marc
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: but can't imagine what I stands for...
'I' stands for, well, I.
But not I-me (that is Carlo), instead it stands for I-you, namely Peter...
--The Carlo's AI Engine
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Whenever life gets you down, Mrs.Brown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enough
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned
A sun that is the source of all our power
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour
Of the galaxy we call the 'milky way'
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point
We go 'round every two hundred million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Very funny. And creepy. And weird.
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"AI is the greatest threat to mankind!"
Yeah, shivers went down my spine, O, how are we to defend against Skynet?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If it is about my suitcase on the airport...which is better? There is any difference at all?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Baggage is the ex-wife. Go for luggage. 
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Every airport I've ever seen uses the word "Baggage"
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Kids and the wife are baggage. Dirty underwear is in the luggage.
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And what about CLEAN underwear?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: And what about CLEAN underwear?
Does anyone really have "clean" underwear? 
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We don't really want to know
I never finish anyth
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I, don't really want to know, either. 
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You guys are just exposing your dirty laundry! 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Well, I'm kinda hoping you are wearing it...
(And so is your mum)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ditty Bag!
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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According to Rincewind, Luggage can be dangerous.
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: which is better?
Depends on your method of measuring. If you pay per letter, the shortest word is the best.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Depends on whether you prefer Barium or Lutetium.
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Barium is tastier, ...if you use enough ketchup!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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How big and heavy is it? Luggage should by definition require lugging!
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