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We don't really want to know 
I never finish anyth
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I, don't really want to know, either. 
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You guys are just exposing your dirty laundry! 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Well, I'm kinda hoping you are wearing it...
(And so is your mum)
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Ditty Bag!
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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According to Rincewind, Luggage can be dangerous.
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: which is better?
Depends on your method of measuring. If you pay per letter, the shortest word is the best.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Depends on whether you prefer Barium or Lutetium.
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Barium is tastier, ...if you use enough ketchup!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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How big and heavy is it? Luggage should by definition require lugging!
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I'm smoking a shag[^]. How would you define that, member 9082365?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It would have to be a shaggage before it presented any problems, Shirley!
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Baffled, I am 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Aircraft: Baggage - as it has to carry bags
versus
Railroad: Luggage - where it has to lug along
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Luggage would refer to the actual suitcases, clickety[^]. You can buy luggage since it's the actual items.
Luggage becomes baggage when you put stuff in it and use it to travel, clickety[^].
Jeremy Falcon
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Yes, there is a subtle difference, but it's mainly one of usage.
At the airport you have:
- a baggage allowance (maximum number of bags you can carry for free)
- a baggage claim (where you pick up your baggage after landing)
- a lost luggage office (where you complain when you can't find your bags)
- a left luggage area (where you can keep your bags instead of lugging them around before you check in)
When you go to a store to buy a suitcase, you go to the luggage department.
/ravi
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Both of them better than marriage.
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Technically all baggage is luggage, but not all luggage is baggage. Stuff you take with you that is not in a bag is luggage not baggage. Stuff in a suitcase is counted as baggage. Even if it is not a bag with a (one) suit in it. Though OTOH I wonder if it should be called suittage...
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Esteemed Eminences, this flea on a tick in the ear of a mangy homeless dog salutes you, and dares broach to your good Worships' cognizance an idea which may be only the basest of passing fancies compared to the transcendental mentations your Worthy Minds engage in every hour of the day and night.
We dare assume that every one of your Wisdomnesses knows "horror," in some way, or another.
On the 31, therefore, in this limnal time when the sacredness of darkness becomes ever more circadianly salient ... let those who have ears hear from those of you who have words to speak, of "horror."
Perhaps a post of five-hundred words or less ?
The shortest horror-story this pimple on the ass of literature ever wrote was two words: "The Mirror."
Prithee, join Thy imagination ... which I know defies all the common stereotypes held by the ignorant (who do not know the Joy of Code) about those who worship at Goddess Techne's shrine ... hence.
In furtherance of this humbly beseeched boon, I remain, your servant, A Flea.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Isn't VB6 more of a horror story?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I'm a man of few letters.
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18 at a push 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Once upon a work-day dreary, while I programmed, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious module of compiled lore--
While I sat in deep compunction, suddenly I found a function,
A dark and horrible construction, written by some foolish boor.
"Tis a temp'ry patch," I muttered, "coded by some hurried boor."
Quoth the statement: GOTO 4
(With apologies to Mr. Poe)
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"Halloween? Just weeks before it's Christmas at my parents'.", she said.
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Edward Gorey:
Each night Father fills me with dread
When he sits on the foot of my bed;
I'd not mind that he speaks
In gibbers and squeaks,
But for seventeen years he's been dead.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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