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"Comes with a Youtube clip."
Funniest thing I've seen all week, credit to one Jason Elrick for the above comment to a Facebook post about online conversion to Islam.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
modified 25-Oct-15 7:05am.
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What language is it written in? I doubt the efficiency. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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What is the funniest thing you've seen ? Did you mean to post a link ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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No.  Circumcision, i.e. a 'clip' is required for conversion to Islam.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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That's sick. I love it! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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What is it you don't understand about the rules for this Forum:
"4. No politics (including enviro-politics[^]), no sex, no religion. This is a community for software development. There are plenty of other sites that are far more appropriate for these discussions. Or if you must, use the Back Room[^] - but enter at your own risk."
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Sorry if I offended you Bill, but I never intended this as a discussion about Islam, i.e. not a post about religion as such, merely a joke about circumcision, not strictly that associated with Islam. If anyone considers it a joke about Islam itself, I will gladly move it.
Please be warned, however, that I may again in future cite the name of a religion in the Lounge, but only in topics strictly not about any religion. That I have always known, understood, and tried to abide by.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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I agree with Bill that this shouldn't be in the Lounge... but I also agree with you that it wasn't really "religious" but merely a joke about circumcision so no big deal, really.
However, when in doubt, I would put it in the Soapbox.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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If it is not about religion, then why do you mention the name of a specific religion in the title ?
Shame on you !
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Time to find out the missing bits of our data! 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I think it's the one obviously on Prozac
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Poor thing. I wonder what's wrong with it. 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Bored ^^
I never finish anyth
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Nothing. The hamster just misses the running wheel and tries to have some fun without it. Hamsters are made to run a few miles every night and sitting in a small cage without any way to do that borders on mistreating them.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Oh! Well that's a different story.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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CDP1802 wrote: Hamsters are made to run a few miles every night
Yeah, I had a coach like that once too, the b..... !
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It's hard to tell if it's hamster Einstein or hamster village idiot. Either way... it's soo cute 
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None of those, it was this one.[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Our lawyers have sent out a Cease and Desist on the release of that footage. It's meant for internal training purposes only, and any public broadcast can be considered a breach of NDA.
Our secret training methods must not be compromised.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Pin them to the taskbar instead. And order them to your preference.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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One less click to use them, as well.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes, but my taskbar already runneth over...unless I choose to give up the vertical space, which I'd rather not do. I did find that my problem is related to AV (stars with K) and the suggested workaround is to restart explorer or reboot. ...or get rid of that AV!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Get a wider monitor!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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