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There is this recruiter I've dealt with, who in EVERY post she does, puts:
"You must have some serious technical chops for this position".
WTF is "serious technical chops" 
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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...are they anything like pork chops?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I used to be a rockstar (within a very limited definition of rockstar - the other guys in the band thought I was pretty good on the drums) and now I am doing programming... but I still wouldn't apply for these positions!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I usually hold out for Jedi Knight programmer positions.
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One way to demo 'rockstar' status is to post one's code via an article here - an article which can potentially earn many nice comments and 5s.
And then tell potential employers - "Hey - these people consider my work as 'rockstar output'. I am indeed a rockstar".
Of course, easier said than done.
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I think job posts with "show us your code" or "articles you've written for others" are quite all right in my book. It's a good habit to develop for any developer, and something I struggle with.
-- modified 11-Sep-15 15:06pm.
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Tell me aout it! I am trying to find a role when I graduated the industry was in the bin, no job unless you have 10+ years experience. Now I have 10 years They don't want to know I am not a fresh grad. The problem is agents don't know, are afraid to ask what is wanted... I have had to pick up projects done by 'rock stars' that are complete ***p. 
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Just replied to a post from chriselst that was a response to a response of mine. Mentioned a big lack of sleep due to work and a potentially large amount of alcohol soon to be consumed.
It's in the moderation queue.
Are you blokes faarrrkkkking nuts or what?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I let it through.
But what is a "Fineapple"?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote:
"Are you blokes faarrrkkkking nuts or what?" 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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That's not spam, it's Australian for "Hello"
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That's what Vegemite does to your brain.
Life is too shor
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Only in close proximity to huge quantities of alcohol!
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Fineapple[^]?!?!?  (Completely SFW!)
Text hard to read - Elephanting webdesigner!!! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Very pretty! (The dessert, not the website)
But for the Michelin stars, they need to smooth out the "ring" where they join together (and cover the bald patch!)
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Michael Martin wrote: Are you blokes faarrrkkkking nuts or what?
On the contrary, the hamsters are here to kick arses and eat nuts, and they're all out of nuts!
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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So, I read the entire thread - I had an item blocked out-of-nowhere very recently.
But, as I reached the last post I thought about it:
"Puck Me In The Anus With A Pineapple"
I decided, whatever Puck means in your part of the world, I really would like to watch this event. No participation, mind you, but I don't think I'll ever get another chance to see this potentially interesting juxtaposition of the rectal orifice and a bulbous spiny fruit.
Leastwise, not in this hemisphere.*
* France doesn't count.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
modified 11-Sep-15 8:57am.
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Michael Martin wrote: It's in the moderation queue.
You know you could ask Chris to be put in the trusted members list, and by pass this moderation crap. I did. 
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Slacker007 wrote: I did.
I trust that Chris would do no such thing
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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BillWoodruff wrote: I trust that Chris would do no such thing
My posts don't get put in a moderation queue anymore, because Chris was nice enough to "tag" me as a trusted member (one who does not post spam, etc...).
Can't tell if you are joking or not, in regards to your comment. 
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Slacker007 wrote: Can't tell if you are joking or not, in regards to your comment.
I think Bill means there is no chance Chris will put me on the safe senders list cause while generally well behaved I do occasionally post a bit nuts, especially when pissed.
I didn't read anything in Bill's comment about you not warranting being on he safe senders list.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Slacker007 wrote: Can't tell if you are joking or not, in regards to your comment.
Nothing I say ever has a single meaning except for this sentence.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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You really believe this is going to happen?
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Marco Bertschi wrote: You really believe this is going to happen?
Yes. Why not? Michael and Chris know each other, and Michael is not a spammer. So why wouldn't he be added to a trusted member's list?
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Slacker007 wrote: Yes. Why not? Michael and Chris know each other, and Michael is not a spammer. So why wouldn't he be added to a trusted member's list?
Probably because Chris knows me that I won't get on there.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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